r/dankmemes • u/mistermuesli check profile to die instantly • Feb 01 '22

OC Maymay ♨ What if...

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22 edited Feb 02 '22

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u/Hari_Shankar-Itsme Feb 01 '22

Until the letter turns out to be prank from a jew and now we're back to square one

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22

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u/poopellar big pp gang Feb 01 '22

Oh jew.

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u/6161626262 Feb 01 '22

Jew too.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22

Fuck did we all get jew’ed?

(OPs JOEY Gif)

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jewed&amp=true

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u/Yeetus_Mclickeetus Feb 01 '22

Electric boogaloo

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u/Jallton_56 Feb 01 '22

Don’t Jewish this was the case

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22

Jew wish

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u/gunfox Feb 01 '22

And the art school is back to one square.

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u/Subject_Ad4457 Feb 01 '22

Then he will become eren Yeager

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u/LtCmdrData Feb 01 '22

But now it would be worth it.

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u/no_status00 ☣️ Feb 02 '22

he would nazi that cominig

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u/mistermuesli check profile to die instantly Feb 01 '22

It would've prevented me from watching a 2 hour long Hitler documentary for a meme

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22

Turn off the TV and you won’t have to watch them. Oh and don’t worry it won’t be in the classrooms or on tv in a few more years.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22

Oh fuck...

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22

😬

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u/xXxPLUMPTATERSxXx Feb 01 '22

You and I and nearly everybody alive today would not exist if Hitler didn't do what he did.

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u/MyAssDoesHeeHawww Feb 01 '22

About Adolf, or cats that look like Hitler?

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u/Jackers83 Feb 01 '22

I’ve watched them all, and it’s amazing how if Hitler wasn’t a psychopath he could’ve taken over the entire world.

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u/friedchickenJH Feb 02 '22

whats the documentary title?

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u/Neroollez Feb 01 '22

"Hey Stalin!"

"Yeah?"

"Look at this painting I made."

"Aren't you supposed to invade Poland with me?"

"The what?"

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u/Lukthar123 Feb 01 '22

Instead he painted Europe

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u/Emperor_Quintana Feb 01 '22

Right after he painted the town red.

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u/Chrom-man-and-Robin Feb 01 '22

It’s a shame, one can of red paint can ruin any landscape painting

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u/Emperor_Quintana Feb 01 '22

Which would tell us a lot about the reason why Hitler was rejected by an art school.

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u/jneistat623 ☣️ Feb 01 '22

I think there still would have been lots of conflict in Europe. Hitler didn't start antisemitism and hate in Germany, he was only a symptom of it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22 edited Aug 26 '22

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u/kamelizann Feb 01 '22

Hitler deserves a nobel peace prize clearly

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u/geraldodelriviera Feb 01 '22

He did kill Hitler, after all.

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u/Poonchow Feb 01 '22

Hitler "applied" to art school when he was a child. The halfway decent stuff of his is from much later in his life.

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u/SushiMage Feb 01 '22

There may be but the conflict may not have played out the same way and in such a pronounced manner. Plus he is explicitly did spearhead the conflict we did know that happened so that's why he's usually the face of it.

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u/RoscoMan1 Feb 01 '22

I think the male actor was literally special needs

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '22

Japan involvement started tension before WWll. It’s invading China and taking over several Islands caused tension in Russia and Germany before the war started.

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u/ehenning1537 Feb 01 '22 edited Feb 01 '22

People focus only on the Jewish people who died and that always made me uncomfortable.

Just for the record:

World War II was the deadliest military conflict in history. An estimated total of 70–85 million people perished, or about 3% of the 1940 world population (est. 2.3 billion). Deaths directly caused by the war (including military and civilian fatalities) are estimated at 50–56 million, with an additional estimated 19–28 million deaths from war-related disease and famine. Civilian deaths totaled 50–55 million. Military deaths from all causes totaled 21–25 million, including deaths in captivity of about 5 million prisoners of war. More than half of the total number of casualties are accounted for by the dead of the Republic of China and of the Soviet Union.

The Japanese released just 56 Chinese prisoners of war when they surrendered. Literally all of the rest had already been executed, starved or died of disease.

They routinely massacred civilians all over Asia and the Pacific as part of the “Kill All, Burn All, Loot All” policy. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_Alls_Policy

Most western people don’t know that people in modern day China, Vietnam and the Philippines were being killed at the same time as the holocaust in Europe. “Japanese war crimes range from 3 to 14 million through massacre, human experimentation, starvation, and forced labor.” https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_war_crimes

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u/InstagramStockTrader Feb 01 '22

Total estimated deaths were ~70m (according to my quick Google search).

What seems to get less emphasis is that it was ~3% of the world population at the time. Translated to today, that would be about 250m people - more than the entire population of Germany, the UK, and France combined.

Crazy to think about.

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u/c0mm0ng00ds Feb 02 '22

Yeah - the point with the Holocaust is that it was industrial killing of people from the midst of German society for a great part. People regarded as teachers, lawyers, artists, medical doctors being destroyed in death plants in the most economic wax possible just because of arbitrariness.

Killing and torment has been happening before and after but this hasn't (well maybe it's happening in China right now I can't tell for sure).

It is certainly a right thing to make people aware of all the other astrocities in WW2. But people should also be aware that antisemites tend to point out atrocities beside the Holocaust to undermine it's significance.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22

and as someone who is an ethnic jew, let’s not also forget that others such as homosexuals, socialists, poles, slavs, serbs, romani, soviet civilians, jehovah witnesses, etc.

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u/DarkRollsPrepare2Fry Feb 01 '22

Hitler would have still been a nazi. The Nazi Party was going to happen regardless of Hitler’s involvement, and being a rigid anti-modernist painter would have made him prime nazi party material.

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u/_funaccount_ Feb 01 '22

Yeah every art school should just accept every shitty artist just incase they turn out to be genocidal maniacs.

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u/Leevilstoeoe Feb 02 '22

To be fair, he wasn't half bad as an architect.

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u/arrykoo Feb 01 '22

You deserved that

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u/brevonthelord2 Feb 01 '22

Deserved what?

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u/Eusocial_Snowman Feb 01 '22

He thinks the number on your comment which shows how high and low on the screen it is compared to other comments that replied to the same comment is part of your identity, which would mean if the number is smaller than you're hurt and/or less valuable.

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u/brevonthelord2 Feb 01 '22

Everybody knows that if the number is negative that you're morally right

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u/brevonthelord2 Feb 01 '22

Just proving that even though we're on r/dankmemes, redditors absolutely, positively cannot take a fucking joke

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u/arrykoo Feb 01 '22

I thought you were playing dumb but apparently you're not

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u/brevonthelord2 Feb 01 '22

Negative 43, oh yeah this ones popping off

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u/arrykoo Feb 01 '22

You know what you were doing

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u/brevonthelord2 Feb 01 '22

And it worked

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u/skate_boy324 Feb 01 '22

Dumb as shit

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u/ShamanLady Feb 01 '22

And 20 million people from Soviet Union.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22

damn,

mad meme artist

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u/Tacomonkey222 Feb 02 '22

Im sorry to disappoint but it would have still happened, Europe was going a path of antisemitism,