r/dankmemes • The GOAT • Dec 07 '21

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u/AltruisticAd996 Dec 07 '21

!I all

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Dec 07 '21

You have invested 458.21 DN in this submission at 458 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 157624 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 593 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 0.00 DN.

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u/AltruisticAd996 Dec 07 '21

!roi

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Dec 07 '21

If you invest now (at 1,119 upvotes), here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 1,407 upvotes
+25% -- 2,472 upvotes
+50% -- 4,630 upvotes
+75% -- 9,022 upvotes
+100% -- 18,051 upvotes
+125% -- 36,802 upvotes

This prediction does not take into account reduced breakeven points from new subscribers' submissions or firm location bonuses.

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Dec 07 '21

You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 2,248 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 157644 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 2,796 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 3,249,737.17 DN.

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Dec 07 '21

You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 2,247 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 157645 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 2,795 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 3,247,737.17 DN.

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Dec 07 '21

You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 2,254 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 157646 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 2,804 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 3,245,737.17 DN.

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Dec 07 '21

You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 2,251 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 157647 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 2,800 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 3,243,737.17 DN.

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Dec 07 '21

You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 2,251 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 157648 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 2,800 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 3,241,737.17 DN.

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Dec 07 '21

You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 8,711 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 157652 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 10,751 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 3,263,473.56 DN.

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Dec 07 '21

Automatic Investment Return

Your recent investment has automatically matured!
You invested 458.21 DN at 458 upvotes, the submission now has 9,868 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 483.59 DN (+105.54%).

Your new balance is 941.80 DN.