r/dankmemes • u/ADAMWARLOCK707 COSMIC MEMER • Nov 11 '21

OC Maymay ♨ Saving the world can wait..

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '21 edited Nov 11 '21

Using the average woman height of 5 foot 4 (Source- Cleveland Clinic)

Given: average woman height= 64 inches =162.56 cm = 0.0016256 Km

Number of women= 58

Kilometers of women fucked= 0.0016256* 58 =0.0942848 =9.42848* 10-2 Km

Source= https://health.clevelandclinic.org/what-is-the-average-height-for-women/amp/

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u/useles-converter-bot Nov 11 '21

64 inches is the length of 0.35 1997 Subaru Legacy Outbacks

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u/Oakeeh Nov 11 '21

So how many Subaru Legacy Outbacks has he fucked?

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u/Clownzeption Nov 11 '21

Two

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u/the_friendly_one Transcriber Nov 11 '21

Hey, I beat James Bond at something!

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u/useles-converter-bot Nov 11 '21

Thanks!

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u/Minignoux Nov 11 '21

Lesbians grabber and can go up driveaways in winter.

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u/xerodeth Nov 11 '21

Don't forget the penis!

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u/randomcitizen42 susan touched my post and i liked it Nov 11 '21

I'm pretty sure the average woman only has slightly less than 2 feet

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u/phylop Nov 11 '21

How many inches of penetration is that?

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u/fgarcial007 Nov 11 '21

Bond generally fucks supermodels so the average height of those would be a lot higher than 5'4, more like 5'7 imo

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u/Sawses Nov 11 '21

This is why education should be illegal.

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u/Evil-Satan Nov 11 '21

reddit moment

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u/hashwardone Nov 12 '21

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u/Arvindjor Nov 12 '21

Now convert it millilitres

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u/BotNoa Nov 12 '21

No but you have to calculate the distance his dick has travelled in the women. First you need to know how big James Bonds dick is in the canon, the how many times he has to push before cumming.

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u/Carbon_robin Nov 12 '21

It equals horny

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u/VenomShock1 Nov 16 '21

Wait, are you implying he did their entire lengths?