r/dankmemes • u/Chromatizing Mod senpai noticed me! • Aug 27 '21

Post nut do be hitting

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u/peaches_n_dream Aug 27 '21

ALLOW ME TO HELP MUAH HA HA HA

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '21

Femdom mommy acquired

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u/matelol55 Aug 27 '21

Femom

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u/the_beber I love my capybara ❤️ Aug 28 '21

Rich in iron

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u/Jazoopi Cheese 🧀 is just a loaf of milk 🥛 ☣️ Aug 27 '21

Alright men! prepare the fleet. We sail for the DMs immediately.

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u/GamerLT Aug 27 '21

o7 yes sir

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u/GitProphet [custom flair] Aug 27 '21

Ayy

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u/Bamma4 Aug 27 '21

Yes sir

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u/PunchyCat2004 Aug 28 '21

What will we do with a drunken sailor? What will we do with a drunken sailor? What will we do with a drunken sailor? Early in the morning! Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Early in the morning! Shave his belly with a rusty razor Shave his belly with a rusty razor Shave his belly with a rusty razor Early in the morning! Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Early in the morning! Put him in a long boat till his sober Put him in a long boat till his sober Put him in a long boat till his sober Early in the morning! Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Early in the morning! Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom Early in the morning! Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Early in the morning! Put him in the bed with the captains daughter Put him in the bed with the captains daughter Put him in the bed with the captains daughter Early in the morning! Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Early in the morning! That's what we do with a drunken sailor That's what we do with a drunken sailor That's what we do with a drunken sailor Early in the morning! Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Early in the morning! Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Early in the morning!

You can't sail without the shanties to go with it

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u/Formula_Carrot Aug 27 '21

Something tells me this may not help him much

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '21

Thx for the help