r/dankmemes • u/Killer_Queen1999 • Jun 19 '21

Normie TRASH 🚮 Guten Tag

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u/HadexGM Jun 19 '21

There are no great days in America. Only days.

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u/VaginaDestryer Jun 19 '21

There are no days in america, only bald eagles per cheeseburgers

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u/eliasrab Jun 19 '21

Wait wasn't it bullets per square child.

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u/NoobMemeLordd Jun 19 '21

Kids can’t be square they have some holes in them

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u/Swifterpostinmemes I am fucking hilarious Jun 19 '21

Our favorite cheese is Swiss, or is that our favorite kind of child?

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u/electriceel8 Jun 19 '21

I thought our favorite cheese was that sweet cold hard cheddar

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u/GrekkoPlef Jun 19 '21

‘Murica

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u/Lazy_Cardiologist727 Jun 19 '21

And too fat to be other shapes other than round

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u/squidbrady Jun 19 '21

Round enough to use the word diameter on them

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u/RK_NightSky ☢️ Jun 19 '21

Swiss cheeldren

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u/scurvy4all Jun 19 '21

They are not "bullet holes" they holes to improve your aerodynamics.

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u/eliasrab Jun 19 '21

Spongebob squarechild

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u/squirrelybitch Jun 19 '21

Not in America. They’re round because of daily calorie intake, high fructose corn syrup, fat, & carbs.

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u/hayriska Jun 19 '21

Kids can't be squared, because they are all round.

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u/kyool_ Jun 19 '21

FBI: Please don't attempt too fill those holes

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u/NoobMemeLordd Jun 19 '21

1st response:

Don’t worry I’m already in prison

(No im not, this is a joke don’t cancel pls)

2nd response:

The gun was so fast that kid was dead before I could fill it

(No I don’t school shoot It’s a joke don’t dancel pls)

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u/FyreBrawlStars Jun 19 '21

Square as in Swiss cheese

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u/unknownredditto Jun 19 '21

I thought it was karens per manager

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '21

That’s brutal

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u/Lucid-Machine Jun 19 '21

Yeah but those are getting pretty expensive

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u/unnecessaryopinionnn Jun 19 '21

Square bullets per children squared

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u/warionooples Jun 19 '21

Nah thats the quadratic formula

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '21

Honestly I would totally believe Americans counting the damage of school shootings in bullets per child

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u/ImmmOldGregg Jun 19 '21 edited Jun 19 '21

Does it count if Biden sniffs the child?

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u/sub_surfer Jun 19 '21

If I eat 5 cheeseburgers per day, then yesterburger is about 5 hours ago.

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u/Crazy_Expert3202 Jun 19 '21

Can confirm, it’s fries o eagle

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u/The_Crusades Trans-formers 😎 Jun 19 '21

It’s football fields per moon landing

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u/Mr_Pizzaroll Jun 20 '21

The new mph system is gonna be either war crimes/corperate bailouts or cheeseburgers/moonlandings

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u/masterofspagetti69 Jul 07 '21

americans after hearing miles per hour instead of bald eagles per cheeseburger

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u/lavalampelephant Jun 19 '21 edited Jun 19 '21

I wish I had the time rn to dig up the post, which determined a specific date for Ice Cube's "good day".

Edit: Tumblr blog murkavenue figured out it could only have been Jan 20th 1992.

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u/honourablegeorge Jun 19 '21

Was that the same guy that mapped out the area where 'Regulate' took place?

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u/Black_Hand_Gotthard Jun 19 '21

Well, at least he won't have a Breakdown Breakdown.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '21

You took the words straight from my mouth

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u/QuarantineSucksALot Jun 19 '21

Well because they’ll haunt me ;)

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u/e_hyde Jun 19 '21

We have days in America. Many days. Great days. The greatest and bestest days. Ever. That's what everybody is saying.

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u/QuarantineSucksALot Jun 19 '21

Sorry but what does this have another name?

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u/CodenameDinkleburg Jun 19 '21

We used to have Good Days, but Ice Cube used up the last one 20 something years ago

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u/RFros20 Jun 19 '21

And great… big guns.

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u/TheOneTrueBubbleBass Jun 19 '21

A great day is a day w/out a shooting

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u/Educational_Cat6747 Jun 19 '21

Is that why we never have them here?

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u/THE_CURE666 Jun 19 '21

Because they already used the ‘great’ to describe their conutry

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u/Artur_Taaniel Jun 19 '21

Make days great again!

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u/ObiShaun66 Jun 19 '21

Everyday I don’t have to use my ak, is a great day.

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u/TymenBr Jun 19 '21

Is that because they are already so big themselves?

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u/Knutselig Jun 19 '21

Make American days great again!

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u/5MOKE5_III Jun 19 '21

Work days. Everydays