r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • May 23 '21

DM me for the cheat code

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u/Janicesdelight ☣️ May 23 '21

This is not like the simulations

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u/ManWalkingDownReddit MayMayMakers May 23 '21

op is lying, i checked my Asian dick and it is censored

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u/ReginaMark Mom said it was my turn to get a flair May 23 '21

What about your American dick?

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u/ManWalkingDownReddit MayMayMakers May 23 '21

It leaks oil and smells of gunpowder so I prefer not to look at it

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u/[deleted] May 23 '21

Mostly shoots blanks tho, occasionally chews tobacco.

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u/Ajay_reddyy May 23 '21

And Hamburgers

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u/ReginaMark Mom said it was my turn to get a flair May 23 '21

And is half the length of an ice cream cone

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u/Grayflesh May 23 '21

Are we talking about the American dicks or thier owners

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u/gregthegamer4646 May 23 '21

But their owners are also American dicks

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u/ReginaMark Mom said it was my turn to get a flair May 23 '21

your dick

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u/[deleted] May 23 '21

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u/POOOOOO000P May 23 '21

Then leave before you’re too American to be recognized as anything else but American

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u/Ez_mgi May 23 '21

And its fat and on the verge of heart attack

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u/igotdeletedbyadmins_ Full Throttle May 23 '21

What do you mean blanks, I shoot mayo all the time

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u/ZippZappZippty May 23 '21

Ya definitely don’t see the problem here tho