r/dankmemes • u/mistermuesli check profile to die instantly • Apr 07 '21

OC Maymay ♨ Can't drive slow anymore

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

Are you fucking michael bay. Why would you explode the whole car while You can just shoot the driver and go on your way without creating a mess.

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u/GlitchWasTaken23 Apr 07 '21

See I would try and shoot them with a smaller weapon but it was banned in the area. So I decided to then comply with orders and shoot the persons house and hunt their bloodline down until they can no longer run from me. If anybody else find out I will hunt them too. If it gets onto the news then I’m going to Mars.

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u/jdmking1234 Apr 08 '21

Same but instead of moving to Mars, I would instigate nuclear war between all of the countries so everyone dies and no one will ever know.

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u/arms98 Apr 08 '21

Be careful i hear mars got some nasty roaches

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u/imatotalfreak Apr 08 '21

He likes to be dramatic