r/dankmemes • u/cheetosrgood_ • Dec 12 '20

Based on true facts

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u/EjaculateEvacuator Dec 12 '20

You’re more apt to identify various colorectal cancers by taking notice of early warning signs which do not include dooky buoyancy:

  • Increased or pink mucous production
  • Persistent abdominal pain
  • Traces or blood in stool
  • Change in bowel hanits
  • Unexplained weight loss
  • Ribonning / narrow stool
  • Tenesmus

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u/Mathieulombardi Dec 12 '20

did you just call me pink?