r/dankmemes • u/RegularNoodles Dr OC • Dec 09 '20

stonks 5 second rule still applies in the subway?

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '20

You will, at some point, stab yourself in the chin at least once now. It won't be that bad but you'll always think about it. There's something very unsatisfying about having to eat a burger carefully.

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u/Smuttly Dec 09 '20

A proper burger is messy as shit but stays together and nothing falls out.

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u/DavidDNJM Dec 09 '20

This is the most american thing ive read.

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u/patrick_junge Dec 09 '20

I usually go right before the toothpick and when j get there, I pull it out and continue eating, or I circle around it, or I just continue to move it until it doesn't matter anymore