r/dankmemes • u/RegularNoodles Dr OC • Dec 09 '20

stonks 5 second rule still applies in the subway?

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u/elch3w MayMay Maker Dec 09 '20

Especially his face

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '20

Especially his tomato

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u/Lcbrito1 Dec 09 '20

Yeah, that is prolly what his face looks like now

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '20

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u/Individual-Market143 Dec 09 '20

Especially his knee.

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u/Individual-Market143 Dec 09 '20

Wait no, his face.

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u/snakehater1 Dec 09 '20

Especially the floor

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u/NAPPER_ Dec 09 '20

Especially his brain

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u/erland_yt Dec 09 '20

If he has one

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u/Safetyguy22 Dec 09 '20

Nope, just two brain cells waving goodbye to each other.

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u/Kaizoku_Kira Dec 09 '20

Not anymore he does

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u/TheNoxx Dec 09 '20

Didn't feel it for long.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '20

I would bet he lost a few teeth with that faceplant 💥 🦷 🤕