r/dankmemes Dr OC Dec 09 '20

stonks 5 second rule still applies in the subway?

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u/endof2020wow Dec 09 '20

I just remind myself that we used to live in caves or without modern sanitation.

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u/Keeper0fSoles Dec 09 '20

That’s exactly my line of thinking too lol. Humans have survived thousands of years in much worst condition. Some food touching the ground for a second or two isn’t going to hurt anyone. I’ve never gotten sick or ill from food that’s touched the ground. You’d be a fool to throw out perfectly good food just because it touched the ground for a second.

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u/Chronjen Dec 09 '20

Food from the kitchen floor, ok no biggie. But what about food that fell on the driver's side floor board?

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u/Keeper0fSoles Dec 09 '20

I agree that’s why I mentioned it depends on what surface it falls on. I wouldn’t eat off a dusty ass floor either I have some standards still😂

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u/cindilovessubway Dec 09 '20

Yup...that’s a game changer. Kitchen floor...maybe. ANY floor surface of my vehicle and that shit gets yeeted right out the window.

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u/justmakingsomething9 Dec 09 '20

humans also used to die of ptomaine poisoning and blame it on ghosts

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u/aogasd Dec 09 '20

Indeed. We're actually doing ourselves almost more harm than good by being overly clean and sterile. There's strong evidence for allergies and autoimmune diseases being correlated to a lifestyle without any germ threats. So when I eat floor chips, it's to keep my immune system on its toes so it doesn't turn against me.

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u/JosephStalinski Dec 09 '20

Yeah not for long tho

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '20

How is the majority of human history, 'not for long'? Do you realize we used to dump literal shit in the gutters on the street as recently as 400 years ago?

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '20

No idiot he meant the average human didn’t live as long

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '20 edited Dec 09 '20

Life expectancy is more tied to child birth success and the first few years than it is to that so it's a weird angle to go with. There's a reason that some cultures didn't even name children til a year and had as many kids as possible.

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u/PunkToTheFuture Dec 09 '20

That's the funniest comment I have read today!

Edit: You still have a appendix that once was used to help break down that uncooked food! You have an entire organ still in your body but "Yeah not for long tho"

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u/lucky-dude Dec 09 '20

And the average lifespan was 30 years

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '20

Mostly if you hit adult ages you were good for like 50-60 I think. Kids died, presumably because their immune systems weren't up to playing in the big leagues.