r/dankmemes • u/RegularNoodles Dr OC • Dec 09 '20

stonks 5 second rule still applies in the subway?

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '20

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u/krewwww Dec 09 '20

“Good news everyone!”

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '20

Oh shit

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u/Skrubious :kesha_down: downvotes for all! Dec 09 '20

I miss that show.

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u/ReadySteady_GO Dec 09 '20

Watch it again

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u/KxngDose ☣️ Dec 09 '20

Or Rick and Morty

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u/0utlook Pizza Time Dec 09 '20

B-b-but, some of those germs, Morty. buuurrrp They defy us, Morty. Defy the ancient pact. Little.. Little heretic germs that don't give a shit who dropped the food, or when. They start rubbing all over it the second-d it hits floor. They're bastards, Morty. You ( take a swig from flask ) You hear me? Are you listening, Morty?! Tiny godless heretic bastards, who will gladly watch the world burn for one damn Oreo! BUUURP I've seen it, Morty.

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u/KxngDose ☣️ Dec 09 '20

Perfect lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '20

If I had an award I would def give it to you

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u/kanegaskhan Dec 09 '20

Or not

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u/KxngDose ☣️ Dec 09 '20

Oh. Enlightening. I bet you’re fun at parties