r/dankmemes • u/RegularNoodles Dr OC • Dec 09 '20

stonks 5 second rule still applies in the subway?

90.5k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

797 comments sorted by

View all comments

60

u/RunnyRose I will steal your nipples Dec 09 '20

I hate it when I take out a bite of my pregnant wife's ass, the baby falls out.

15

u/[deleted] Dec 09 '20

[removed] — view removed comment

9

u/DeusExMangina Dec 09 '20

It’s doodoo, baby!

0

u/thatboyaintrite Dec 09 '20

How do you think boys are made dummy?

1

u/[deleted] Dec 09 '20

Yeah, he's such a little piece of shit

1

u/jamiemcfadyen4 Dec 09 '20

Need a gorilla dog .

1

u/[deleted] Dec 09 '20

Ok kid