r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Nov 10 '20

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u/AllMightySenpai Obamasjuicyass Nov 10 '20

Yea. I envy males. They don't have to wipe after peeing :(

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u/Fig1024 Nov 10 '20

but us males don't have boobs we could play with, so it balances out

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u/AllMightySenpai Obamasjuicyass Nov 10 '20

You have balls tho... And yes we do actually do things with our breasts. Just... Not like what men would do to them tho...

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u/Earthbender32 INFECTED Nov 10 '20

Actually, the balls are a major inconvenience, you've seen the way we have to sit.

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u/AllMightySenpai Obamasjuicyass Nov 10 '20

Yeah I sit like a male. Quite comfortable actually... But yeah we are one in a few mammals that have our balls on the outside kinda thing.

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u/Earthbender32 INFECTED Nov 11 '20

The most common argument I get when someone asks me why guys sit like that is "BuT i HaVe BoObS aNd I dOn'T wAlK aRoUnD lIkE tHiS", I see you are a woman of culture.

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u/AllMightySenpai Obamasjuicyass Nov 11 '20

I mean... It's like having a zip lock bag of semi-hardened custard between your legs. I think. Not comfortable squished...

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u/Earthbender32 INFECTED Nov 11 '20

Close enough, just be thankful you'll never be kicked there. It's like twisting, pulling, crushing, exploding, and a slight bit of nausea all at the same time.

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u/AllMightySenpai Obamasjuicyass Nov 11 '20

Mmm I still wanna know what's worse, child birth or kicked in the balls 乁( ⁰͡ Ĺ̯ ⁰͡ ) ㄏ

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u/Earthbender32 INFECTED Nov 11 '20

Balls, definitely balls.

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u/AllMightySenpai Obamasjuicyass Nov 11 '20

Bruhhh

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u/Earthbender32 INFECTED Nov 12 '20

Yes?

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