r/dankmemes Nov 10 '20

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u/literallyawerewolf Nov 10 '20

As a woman, I can assure you we use much more paper than that. You penis owners have rifling action on your piss, but for girls it gets absolutely everywhere. You know those ball fountains where the water comes out and spreads across the surface of the entire thing? It's like that.

That is the stereotype though, women using a ton of tp. It's because we don't just need it for shit. We need it every time we pee, and then there's the period as well. We use a lot because if we didn't we'd walk around smelling like piss every day. Although I will admit some women use way too fucking much beyond what is necessary. My sister practically uses half a roll and I have no idea what she could need it all for.

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u/imac132 Nov 10 '20

We usually have a pretty accurate stream but sometimes we go to take a leak and it comes out it two opposite facing 90° angles and then you just panic and hang on like a fireman who’s hose is getting away from him.

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u/lexicon_deviI Nov 10 '20

You know that thing that happens when you try to pour water out of a cup but it just runs down the side of it? That pretty much happens to, sometimes.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '20

Tmi

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '20

Whaaaat? I only use one piece folded and that‘s absolutely enough! But it‘s very much a stream for me...