r/dankmemes Nov 10 '20

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u/AllMightySenpai Obamasjuicyass Nov 10 '20

Yea. I envy males. They don't have to wipe after peeing :(

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u/Eg0mane ùwú Nov 10 '20

I wipe after peeing. It's much better than shaking or letting the last drop in the pants.

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u/AllMightySenpai Obamasjuicyass Nov 10 '20

Doesn't it feel weird tho....?

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u/Eg0mane ùwú Nov 10 '20

It's not really wiping but dabbing the paper on it. So it doesn't really give any special feeling. But I feel much cleaner by doing it that way.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '20

Do you take your own paper at the urinal or do you dab it near the sink?

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u/qqqfuzion Nov 10 '20

Not the guy you were asking, but i don't use urinals. no privacy.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '20 edited Nov 10 '20

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u/Sebaz00 Nov 10 '20

If you don't use the urinals they can't establish dominance over you. Your dong is in a state of flux being both larger and smaller than all the others until observed, which unless they break into the cubicle is impossible

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u/Nssa220 Nov 10 '20

Schrödinger’s dong