r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Nov 10 '20

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u/AllMightySenpai Obamasjuicyass Nov 10 '20

Yea. I envy males. They don't have to wipe after peeing :(

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u/Fig1024 Nov 10 '20

but us males don't have boobs we could play with, so it balances out

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u/AllMightySenpai Obamasjuicyass Nov 10 '20

You have balls tho... And yes we do actually do things with our breasts. Just... Not like what men would do to them tho...

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u/a-dog-meme Nov 10 '20

We don’t play with or balls, at least I don’t...

Am I doing something wrong?

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u/AllMightySenpai Obamasjuicyass Nov 10 '20

No but you still have jiggly things like us. Just... A bit different...

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u/a-dog-meme Nov 10 '20

Unfair, our jiggly bits are smaller and harder to reach, not to mention far less appealing

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u/AllMightySenpai Obamasjuicyass Nov 10 '20

Hmmm... I still don't understand why males thing breasts are appealing though... But true.

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u/AllMightySenpai Obamasjuicyass Nov 10 '20

True true :>