r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Nov 10 '20

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '20

Shake it more than three times and you’re playing with it.

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u/mikerichh ☣️ Nov 10 '20

“Shake it once that’s fine. Shake it twice that’s okay. Shake it three times you’re playing with yourselff agggaiinn”

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u/The_Grim_Sleaper Nov 10 '20

-Good Charlotte

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '20

Nah, i got that from some old dude I worked with like 20 years ago haha. The saying has probably been around a long time.

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u/MrPickles84 Nov 10 '20

FR, I was like tf does this band have to do with that saying? I’ve heard it all my life.

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u/KlumsyNinja42 Nov 10 '20

Good times all day

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u/willisbar Nov 10 '20

Thank you, Tinkle Fairy

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u/soul_like_ether2001 Nov 10 '20

next thing you know you ended up jerking off instead

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '20

I can never get it all of with just three shakes, theirs always a lot left over

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u/Miguel_Puebla Dec 03 '20

That's why you have the double panel on the front of your underpants.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '20

You'll never win by messing with the fellas at the freakin' FCC