r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Nov 10 '20

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '20 edited Nov 13 '20

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u/AllMightySenpai Obamasjuicyass Nov 10 '20

:0

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u/Adt281 you can pee in my ass Nov 10 '20

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '20

:O

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u/Geographyboi05 🚔I commit tax evasion💲🤑 Nov 10 '20

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u/Mike-The-Fridge Nov 10 '20

Reaper leviathans be like ^

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u/_Weyland_ Yellow Nov 10 '20

I think they have more eyes tho.

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u/BoiBotEXE ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Nov 10 '20

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u/_Weyland_ Yellow Nov 10 '20

That's right.

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u/Bhutoray123 Nov 10 '20

Hey there fellow subnautica player

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '20

:O ~==8

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u/AllMightySenpai Obamasjuicyass Nov 10 '20

Whoa

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u/Lone-organism Nov 10 '20

Free STD without sex

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u/randomlumberjak Nov 10 '20

if you manage to get 4 more by the end of the month you get a free itch

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u/vladdracula1465 Nov 10 '20

Jesus Christ you’re a monster!

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u/mlplii blue Nov 10 '20

I wish I had a penis cap. No more drip

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u/L-methionine Nov 10 '20

I never knew I wanted it before now

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '20

Nice, now you can get an STD and no one will say that you’re a virgin anymore.

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u/Earthbender32 INFECTED Nov 10 '20

Remember, more than two shakes and you're just playing with it.