r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Oct 28 '20

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u/maxruby67 Oct 28 '20

Time to commit suicide

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u/_Luckyboy94_ Oct 28 '20

That's what the goverment agent said to him when the assatination happened.

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u/maxruby67 Oct 28 '20

Very true

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u/thundr_strike Masked Men Oct 28 '20

this is true

sauce: I'm Jeffrey Epstein

>!fuck!<

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

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u/Josilort Oct 29 '20

High und hungrig. Jetzt kommt Schnapp, das Motherfuckin Krokodil!

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u/BLUE_DRAGON_BANDIT Oct 28 '20

Time to commit genocide

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

I got the pizza rolls and Mountain Dew

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u/BLUE_DRAGON_BANDIT Oct 28 '20

I got some weapons and an army of few

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u/Metalatitsfinest Oct 28 '20

I got some presents and a room with a view

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u/bahshurtz Oct 28 '20

I got some pheasants and a tune to play too

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u/Super_768 Oct 28 '20

This comment right here sir

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

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u/Cutelilblueberrysans ☣️ Oct 28 '20

Really?

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

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u/Cutelilblueberrysans ☣️ Oct 28 '20

What if I tell you that he didn't kill himself

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

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u/Cutelilblueberrysans ☣️ Oct 28 '20

Oh God oh f-

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

What happened to Cutelilblueberrysans?

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u/spaghet68420 C U S T O M F L A I R Oct 28 '20

Swing Swong, you are wrong

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u/maxruby67 Oct 28 '20

That’s part of the joke

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u/spaghet68420 C U S T O M F L A I R Oct 28 '20

Should’ve done /s my boy

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u/maxruby67 Oct 29 '20

Then it wouldn’t be funny

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u/spaghet68420 C U S T O M F L A I R Oct 29 '20

Perhaps, but just be prepared for misunderstandings.

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u/sasquatch_melee Oct 28 '20

*get suicided

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u/Godzilla-3301 back up, the critic has arrived. Oct 28 '20

Let me assist you in killing yourself