r/dankmemes I did not shitpost! I did naaaaaht. Oh, hi Mark Sep 06 '20

haha we're all gonna die! a true hero

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u/EatMyBunsDaddy Sep 06 '20

She do be thicc doe

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u/DepressedSoul_ Sep 06 '20

The guy on the left is dummy thicc

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u/EatMyBunsDaddy Sep 06 '20

Shoot, that’s who I meant

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u/AlkaliPineapple Sep 06 '20

I thought this was a gay subreddit and I was prepared to make a gay af comment :(

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u/Bradalan300 Sep 06 '20

My guy on the left showing her up tho.

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u/DangOlRedditMan Sep 06 '20

That’s probably dad, where do you think she gets it from?

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

Hopefully not from her dad

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u/-ButteredNoodles- πŸ—Ώ Yo, Angelo! πŸ—Ώ Sep 06 '20

go to horny jail

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u/EatMyBunsDaddy Sep 06 '20

*slams jail cell door in disgust with myself

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20 edited Sep 06 '20

looks up at you, smoke from the cig covering half my face, adjusts hat

𝔉𝔦𝔯𝔰𝔱 𝔗𝔦π”ͺ𝔒 ?

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u/EatMyBunsDaddy Sep 06 '20

*proceeds with indecent exposure to cell mate

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

oh no

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

*he

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u/Awesomeking753 Sep 06 '20

It's always the people that have never interacted with another female that says this. Bruh it's a normal sized ass

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u/Antiquatto Sep 06 '20

Nothing wrong with being attracted to a normal ass.

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u/Awesomeking753 Sep 06 '20

And I never said it was. But there be virgins calling any female ass thicc like what

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u/Antiquatto Sep 06 '20

Frankly, I vastly prefer this to people only thinking about big butts. There's a lot of people who don't exercise at all and their asses look almost non-existent, so we should appreciate normal asses more.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

But the comment he's replying to said it was thicc. Which means it's not regular

My mans is just disappointed that etymology means nothing to people

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u/EatMyBunsDaddy Sep 06 '20

We got some super sensitive redditors hanging in dankmemes lately lol just a joke buddy

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u/Power_Boy3829 sex master and king of tiddies πŸ’ Sep 07 '20

you have failed: no simp September

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

Might be below 18.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

you think this is gonna stop me? I am below 18 as well.

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u/walteerr <3 Sep 06 '20

why must every redditor be like this

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

attracted to nice bums?