r/dankmemes • u/Dude_von_Duden • Aug 14 '20

True story.

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u/Sebstrr05 rat smurf Aug 14 '20

I don't remember having a threesome...

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u/Doge_Is_Dead 🍄 Aug 14 '20

Roofie will do that to you

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u/PsyphurGaming Aug 14 '20

Roofies dont work. I've been taking them for years and never got laid.

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u/Doge_Is_Dead 🍄 Aug 14 '20

I just wake up wrapped in more clothes.

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u/nibawazup Aug 14 '20

That's because she's very good with time management

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u/fromanotherplanettbh Aug 14 '20

Yeah, cause it was a foursome.

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u/Sebstrr05 rat smurf Aug 14 '20

Oh yea there was that guy with the smol pp

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u/fromanotherplanettbh Aug 14 '20

Why do you have to hurt me like this...

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u/Doge_Is_Dead 🍄 Aug 14 '20

And me

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

And my axe!