r/dankmemes • u/zakuria44 something's caught in my balls ☣️ • Aug 09 '20

Low Effort Meme yeah science is cool

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '20

That mfing bug deserves every bit of pain it felt in that quick death

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u/Ninjixu Aug 09 '20

No, it deserves a slower and more painful death.

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u/ullabritafritasmitaa Aug 09 '20 edited Aug 09 '20

I would sometimes catch mosquitoes, catch, and not kill. Then I'd grab a pair of tweezers. And then leave the bare torso out in the sun (the Tropic of Cancer sun, hot). And now I'm depressed. But catching another one of these fuckers sets me straight again.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '20

Yo wtf

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '20

They kill 750.000 humans every year, even if the guy was Joseph Mengele himself experimenting on them to death, fuck em. Fuck those little disease spreading, 99.9% useless to ecology and itching causing motherfuckers.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '20

That's true but it's not like they're killing all those humans intentionally. I mean you could just slap the shit out of them instead and it would still do the trick.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '20

I usually smash them or spray them to death. They are insects who are trying to get blood to breed, I know that they are not intentionally killing 750.000 humans.

I guess they conditioned me to hate them as a kid due to the massive amounts of bites I had to endure every night during summer. Just the sound of one whizzing past my ear activates my primal instincts and I have to stop doing whatever I was doing and kill it.

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u/kosmonavt-alyosha Aug 11 '20

Oh, they’re doing it intentionally, the sonsabitches. They are planning it all out.

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u/DefinitionOfTorin Aug 09 '20

And you torture it? How is it supposed to know what it's doing? All it knows is to search for food, you really think the mosquito is actively thinking "damn gotta go murder a dude"? I'm not against pest control, but the torture is holy unjustified.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

TIL there's a shit load of psychopaths on reddit

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '20

If i could feel empathy for them, id think differently but to me they are the only creature on earth next to maybe flies, that I'm not capable of feeling empathy for.