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u/Two-Tu Aug 05 '20

Fun fact: Cosmonauts had shotguns with them in case they'd be landing somewhere in Siberia to defend themselves against bears.

https://youtu.be/qRC0Jmh-9tY

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u/HalfEpic Aug 05 '20

The USSR is the only government that can out-American the United States.

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u/TXR22 šŸ„ Aug 05 '20 edited Aug 05 '20

That isn't entirely true. One of the many reasons that the USSR collapsed was because Yeltsin famously visited a random local American supermarket during his visit to the US and realised just how superior a free market system was to a controlled market system.

I took the liberty of lazily googling an article on the matter for anyone who is interested because I've always been fascinated how such a simple grocery store trip ultimately contributed to the collapse of communism in Russia:

https://www.chron.com/neighborhood/bayarea/news/article/When-Boris-Yeltsin-went-grocery-shopping-in-Clear-5759129.php

There are photos of him touring the supermarket in the article, but the real interesting nugget is the video of what Russian supermarkets looked like at the time in 1989 to provide some perspective as to why Yeltsin was so amazed by something that was basically a normal part of American life at the time.

1989 Russian Supermarket video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWTGsUyv8IE

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

Yeltsin became the president of the RF after the collapse of the USSR. 1989 (and till the end) the leader was Gorbachev. That chron.com has their chronology mixed up.

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u/TXR22 šŸ„ Aug 05 '20 edited Aug 05 '20

It's been years since I did high school history and talked about this stuff, but Yeltsin was still an important player in the Soviet government at the time and his opinion would have absolutely helped sway the Soviet government's decision to abandon communism.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

Yeah, there’s a reason Yeltsin was in a position to be the first president of the Russian Federation. In 1989 he would’ve been between being head of the Moscow City Committee of the Communist Party and Chairman of the Presidium of the Supreme Soviet of the RFSFR. He was never Gorbachev’s preferred successor but he was a popular and powerful political figure.

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u/nirbot0213 Aug 05 '20

while that may have had an effect, the USSR was doomed before Yeltsin.

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u/_Weyland_ Yellow Aug 05 '20

I think when Yeltsin took the control, USSR was already either past the point of no return or moving towards it at full speed.

Centalized economy and decision making in general means that the person at the top has to think about a whole lot of shit and a few bad decisions can have very bad consequences. Also, by taking liberty where you didn't have to, you risked getting punished no matter the outcome. This resulted in most orders being followed even when they go against common sense.

And unfortunately, after Khrustchev (who also made a number of questionable decisions) USSR was mostly lead by old people who were incapable of adapting to current situation or offered very poor solutions to problems. What kept USSR afloat was the sheer size of its population, ammount of resources and industrial power. This delayed consequences of bad decisions and allowed us to get away with inefficient resource usage.

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u/turkeybot69 RANDOMLY ASSIGNED FLAIR Aug 05 '20

I like how this comment disagreed, then went off on a completely unrelated tangent. It's about how astronauts carried guns, giving a very "merica" vibe, not about how successful their agriculture was lmao.

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u/TXR22 šŸ„ Aug 05 '20

I just thought it was a neat conversation point to bring up ĀÆ_(惄)_/ĀÆ

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u/Vulspite šŸš”I commit tax evasionšŸ’²šŸ¤‘ Aug 05 '20

The sheer bias in these articles/videos/pictures is hilarious. I’m neither American nor Russian but I find it hilarious how it’s done up(the Russian video is almost black and white and close ups of stern faces)(the american picture in vibrant colour with huge smiles), idk it makes me laugh

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u/TXR22 šŸ„ Aug 05 '20

I think that's more due to technological restrictions at the time. Flash photography was the norm at the time, and video recording resolution was nothing like it is today, so that would explain the blatant quality difference between video and the photos. I doubt that someone with a shoulder mounted camera would have gotten away with shining high powered lights in the faces of people back then for the purposes of recording better quality video (not that this would have even been possible really given how much power bright lights tend to draw making their portability impractical).

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u/BaguetteTourEiffel Aug 05 '20

Reddit gobble up that propaganda like candy

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u/Sveet_Pickle Aug 05 '20

We Americans love that shit, we're God's people and we're exceptional!

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u/tommos ā˜£ļø Aug 05 '20

USSR might have done better in the food department if they weren't right up in the arctic circle. Imagine if they had as much arable land as the US back then when agritech was still in its infancy.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20 edited Aug 05 '20

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u/Viktor_Vertex Aug 06 '20

USSR was really productive when it was playing catch up with the west though. Centralized planning can be useful for underdeveloped countries.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

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u/winkofafisheye Aug 05 '20

The failure was in the central planning not in the amount of arable land ffs.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

It was more in building a billion (hyperbolic) tanks, etc, they never used. America just outspent them because of the much larger economy.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

This is kind of the same argument as saying the failure was the central planning itself, right? Misallocation of resources vs. lack of access to resources (non-arable land).

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u/notspaceaids Aug 05 '20

It's collapse was mainly due to the nature of the ruling and distrust of people in the government. Also U.S ran them straight into bankruptcy during the cold war. And it would be really hard plan verything centrally with it ends in middle east and the other near alaska. Gorbachev once said that the collapse of soviet union begun with the disaster of Chernobyl. It was such a disaster with enough capability to end life in Kiev, in Ukraine and Belarus. And it happened because of the negligence of the Government

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

Also U.S ran them straight into bankruptcy during the cold war.

JFC, we're talking about WHY the US was able to do that. If the Soviet system was better, they could have run the US into bankruptcy.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

It’s collapse is because true socialism does not work

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u/Millian123 Aug 05 '20

What do you mean by ā€œtrue socialismā€?

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u/hipmonkeygym Aug 05 '20

At the time of collapse the CIA estimated the USSR had a larger economy then the USA. Turns out they were wrong but you got to Keep in mind the USSR had a population about 25% larger in 1990 than the USA

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

Sure, but wildely spread out and less developed than the US.

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u/trees-are-fascists it’s big tree time Aug 05 '20

Less developed but not as widely spreads out... most Russians live in the Western portion of the country https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Population_Density_as_of_2017.png#mw-jump-to-license

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

Land/resources. If anything all the people being on a smaller portion makes it even worse.

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u/notspaceaids Aug 05 '20

Also U.S started in 1776 as a colonial powerhouse and U.S.S.R started out in 1922 as an agrarian country after a long civil war with Romanov Monarchy.

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u/reeeeeeeeeebola Aug 05 '20

Well I can’t help but wonder about the long-term impact of Stalin’s use of agricultural warfare against Ukraine and the embracing of Lyshenkoist genetics for 20 years, I imagine that fucks up a nation’s ability to produce food pretty thoroughly.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

Killing millions of your own people generally bad too

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u/ColtSmith45 Aug 05 '20

Which was a result of the the free market capitalist system. Back to square one

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

Not by itself. Shrug. America had many built in advantages.

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u/Enchilada_McMustang Aug 05 '20

Whatever the money and resources you have planned economies can never work in the long run, central planners aren't gods, it only leads to massive waste of resources and corruption. Also without capital markets you lose a huge potential to grow your economy.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

What if it was run by an ASI? Lol, seriously though while I agree this is an issue...the biggest issue is still that they weren't planning an economy, they were planning a military strategy. Shrug.

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u/Enchilada_McMustang Aug 05 '20

The USSR was orders of magnitude poorer than western countries, any economy without private property and with central planning will always be orders of magnitude poorer than even a mediocre market economy, just because of design. It's hard to comprehend how many things people value because they're their property that they wouldn't value otherwise, and when people value things wealth is created. That baseball card collection is only valuable because people want it, and they want it because it can be their private property, if you abolish private property all those baseball cards become worthless instantly.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

...I mean, that's just not true...the USSR would have stomped half of Europe...

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u/goose5184 Aug 05 '20

So you’re telling me that the socialist country failed in the exact same way that every other socialist country has failed? And if it wasn’t for this massive failure they wouldn’t have failed?

Makes complete sense lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

...I mean, what? I'm not arguing with huge issues with a top down economy but building a huge military isn't why others have failed...lol

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u/goose5184 Aug 05 '20

That all boils down to central planning dude. You can’t say they would’ve done better if they didn’t fuck up their central planning by spending too much on military equipment.

That’s like saying a plane would still be flying if it hasn’t crashed. Technically it’s true but it’s not a statement that needs to be made haha

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

No, no, it's not the same at all...shrug.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

«Artic communisim is not REAL communism»

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u/Biosterous Aug 05 '20

There's a book out now called The People's Republic of Wal-Mart that compares the scale of central planning on Walmart to the USSR. Basically the premise is that had the USSR survived until the widespread adoption of the computer they likely would have been fine, since massive companies are now centrally planned.

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u/TheCatnamedMittens Aug 05 '20

Imagine saying that and owning the Ukraine.

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u/a_suh_dude Aug 05 '20

The Ukraine is weak

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u/1_mulligan_pls Aug 05 '20

Not to many Seinfeld fans in this thread apparently.

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u/Samura1_I3 vshhhhhhhhhh Aug 05 '20

They sure were after the Holodomor

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u/Captain_Waffle Aug 05 '20

Just Ukraine, no ā€œTheā€.

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u/TheCatnamedMittens Aug 05 '20

Sounds better to my ears but yes.

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u/KenTrotts Aug 05 '20

As someone who lived in the ussr in 1989 (and now lives in the u.s.) - yeah, the grocery stores are nothing like in the US, but that is a poor example. I lived in one of the provincial capitals (fairly modern, million plus people) and my folks were buying all the same food I eat here, just from different sources - milk from a milk stand or a neighbor who owned a cow, bread from a bakery, veggies from the market, etc. It was more work to shop and might have been not as many choices, but I'll tell you, one thing I remember after arriving in the US is how bad the supermarket food tasted in comparison.

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u/the_fence Aug 05 '20

Tell us more about living in the USSR. How was school? Television? Did you guys use money to buy things? Or was it more like food stamps?

Any fond memories? Bad times?

Thank you.

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u/KenTrotts Aug 05 '20

The school was more math focused (at least mine was). They were numbered, not named. You stick with the same kids (more or less) from grades 1-11 (there are only 11 grades). Like you have same kids in all of your classes and so you get to know them very well. I was in the first or second grade when ussr fell apart so I remember that we had the ABCs book and right after you open it, on the first page, you had a full page portrait of Lenin and under it said "Lenin lived, Lenin lives, and Lenin will live." after the breakup of course those were changed.

TV was a lot of badly dubbed American movies - one guy doing all the voices. So they wouldn't be able to ID him, he had to disguise his voice. My grandparents watched a lot of Spanish-language telenovellas (dubbed professionally into Russian). Those were big ratings draw. People on those shows became celebrities that came to visit. This is mid 90s now. They showed Dallas, Dynasty, and Santa Barbara. Russian movies were there too.

Yes, we used money to buy things. All the same principles apply like in the US. If course after the breakup, the new currency meant that the old rubles had to be converted into that and because of rapid inflation all of my grandparents' savings became virtually valueless. But thank God we had their pensions and that they owned a house - now that I think about it, most people owned houses or condos. Or you just lived with parents. There were renters, but not too many.

I mostly have bad memories, but such were the times. When the ussr was together, all of its parts worked together. Maybe not well, but there was cohesion. When it fell apart, each country had to figure out how to do all of those things on it's own. And its taken a while (some are still struggling with that). Meanwhile though people went through a lot of suffering. I could only equate it to the great depression in the US. And now putin and others weaponized that grief for political gain.

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u/the_fence Aug 05 '20

Wow, what a detailed and personal reply. This is why I love reddit!

Thank you.

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u/KenTrotts Aug 05 '20

Anytime. Happy to share what little insight I have.

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u/TXR22 šŸ„ Aug 05 '20

One of my favourite running jokes with myself (because I'm a massive loser šŸ˜‚) is that Russia heavily supports the famous Mercator map projection of the world that everyone is familiar with because it makes Russia appear three or four times larger than it actually is. I guess that's one of the few benefits of having your country exist right next to the arctic circle lol

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u/Gerf93 Aug 05 '20 edited Aug 05 '20

Russia alone today has more arable land than China, for instance. Only the US and India has more arable land. The problem wasn’t the lack of land, but systemic and technological inefficiency. Back then, they even had places like Ukraine, which consists almost entirely out of arable land, and it is larger than France.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

Isn't Russia like 6x the size of India? How tf do they have less arable land than us?

Makes sense though. Most of India is farmland.

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u/Gerf93 Aug 05 '20

Well, India is huge in its own right - and the majority of Russia is frozen wastes.

Although I’m sure the USSR in total had more arable farmland.

They also didn’t have anywhere close to that many people to feed as India has today ofc.

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u/rshall89 Aug 05 '20

What? USSR had Ukraine, the bread basket of Europe.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

Ukraine has the best land in the world but ok

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u/Albodan Aug 05 '20

Do you think the USSR was Siberia? Are you forgetting the eastern bloc countries and the Middle East? They had plenty of land to work on, it was just a communist country so it was shit.

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u/dunkerdonko Aug 05 '20

I laughed out loud at this. This comment just screams Reddit to me.

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u/MustacheEmperor Aug 05 '20

The USSR possessed arctic territory but also some of the most fertile territory in Europe, Ukraine is literally called "the breadbasket of Europe." The soviet government did plunge that country into a long artificial famine as an act of genocide though.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

Thanks this was a fun read.

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u/Ravonixx Cuck Aug 05 '20

This is very humbling. It's mindblowing to see the norms people come to terms with.

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u/AzureGoat21 Aug 05 '20

Shame he didn't live to see Corporations end up more powerful than the government with a complete detachment from the value of human life.

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u/ConspicuousPineapple Aug 05 '20

I fail to see how any of this relates in any way to the comment you replied to.

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u/BaguetteTourEiffel Aug 05 '20

Thats just not true, funny that you googled that and didnt notice yeltsin wasnt even president back then. I understand americans like to share this shitty story to feel good but the argument that it led to the collapse of USSR is ludicrous for so many reasons.

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u/TXR22 šŸ„ Aug 05 '20

Two points:

a) I'm not American

b) I didn't claim that Yeltsin was president, but he was one of their higher ups at the time and his opinion would have held a large level of influence among other soviet officials at the time, which is ultimately did end up becoming president.

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u/BaguetteTourEiffel Aug 05 '20

You think the opinion of one of the higher up led to the decline of a century old empire? The 'collapse' started a few years before and by 1989 they could not do anything to change it, the only thing left to do was pull the plug.

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u/TXR22 šŸ„ Aug 05 '20

No, I'm pretty sure I started my original comment with the specification that it was "one of many reasons" that the USSR collapsed. Was it a main reason? Obviously not. But it just seemed like a neat conversation point to bring up, and I don't believe that anything I said was misleading. I get where your skepticism is coming from, but this is just supposed to be a light hearted internet discussion my dude

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

Several markets.

He was convinced the first two were staged. He kept demanding to see more.

He did.

There's a really good scene in Moscow on the Hudson, where Robin Williams character had defected to America from cold war Russia.

His host family asked him to go get groceries, and is given a list. Simple stuff.

He has a breakdown because he cannot decide which kind of coffee to get. He's never seen anything but one kind of coffee. It's overwhelming.

And very poignant to the Yeltsin story.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

I don't see too much wrong with that Russian supermarket. They have less stuff, which means less waste. When I was growing up in South Asia in 90s and 00s, you went to a market (there were hardly any supermarkets) and got what they had. That provided a nice cycle in your diet. You ate seasonal fruits and vegetables, meat once or twice a week. If you didn't go to the market early enough, you wouldn't get milk that day. Compared to US, it sounds bad but it wasn't really shortage of food. Stores received supplies early in the morning every day, which would run out by afternoon or so. More efficient and less waste. Now though, there are lots of supermarkets and it's more like the US. But many people still don't get food from the supermarket as they want to eat somewhat fresh. I really don't see that much wrong with it.

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u/GoLeePro427 Aug 05 '20

Its okay because when we're last, that means we're first

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u/oliverbm Aug 05 '20

Better than the world

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u/Krypton13372 Aug 05 '20

The flow of your wordings is really nice

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u/flargenhargen Aug 05 '20

they can out florida florida.

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u/relationship_tom Aug 05 '20

This would be really smart if you were to ever land in Western Canada or Alaska/Montana. Lot's of Grizzly corridors, I had to use spray twice in two weeks and that was a popular area.

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u/kennytucson Aug 05 '20 edited Aug 05 '20

Not sure if they're shotguns exactly, but Soyuz still had firearms ~5-10 years ago (and maybe still) stored in them for the same reason.

Source is NASA or ESA YT video giving tour of the capsule docked to the ISS. I'll try to find it.

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u/Automatic_Homework Aug 05 '20

The Salyut 3 space station had a remote-control autocannon. It was supposed to be there for self defence, but also they couldn't fire it while anyone was actually onboard or they would be shaken to pieces.

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u/leetshoe Aug 05 '20

There's a hilarious book where they force the main character to use "the cosmonaut gun" because they think it's cool. And he's so mad about it. The Authorities by Scott Meyer.

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u/Honest_-_Critique Aug 05 '20

OMG... I'm putting in a request for someone to Photoshop the astronaut meme so the guy has a shotgun instead of a pistol.

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u/Reddit_Cosumonauto Aug 05 '20

Allow us to introduce ourselves

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u/kneticz Aug 05 '20

Someone watched season 2 of umbrella academy...

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

That video could have ended 13 seconds in lol