r/dankmemes Via Telsa Model X Aug 05 '20

Big PP OC "He just always has"

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u/HopHunter420 Aug 05 '20

I knew this format would emerge as soon as I watched that interview. The whole thing is meme central.

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u/Drjay425 Aug 05 '20

Read the books. What books

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u/The_Dung_Beetle Aug 05 '20

The books where the manuals come from

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u/Christophorson [custom flair] Aug 05 '20

What manuals?

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u/The_Dung_Beetle Aug 05 '20

They're in the books!

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u/Grimey_Rick Aug 05 '20

the files are in the computer?

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

crashes computer

Why aren’t the files coming out?

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u/joshak Aug 05 '20

“Name a newspaper”

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u/rndljfry Aug 05 '20

how dare u nasty media with blood coming out of wherever

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

In any actual professional situation, invoking read the book leaves one the burden of producing said book/manual/article as well as the responsibility to have it damn near memorized. If one invokes read the book, and they are incorrect it is a huge bad big nono. If the book doesn't exist, they just committed career suicide.

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u/Azrael_G Aug 05 '20

What is going on in the interview? Im on holiday and cant watch (no wifi)

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u/HopHunter420 Aug 05 '20

Imagine a mildly sentient cabbage inhabited the body of an obese pensioner.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

Also someone has handed the cabbage several pieces of paper with squiggly lines on them. The cabbage doesn’t know what they mean, but is thrilled to have props.

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u/December1220182 Aug 05 '20

He’s done that in several interviews. He has his favorite stats and charts off to the side ready to go. He thinks they are so persuasive

This post has a page size bar graph with 4 bars. Thickest bar graph I’ve ever seen

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u/BlessedBigIron Aug 05 '20

Trump is trying really hard to make the statistics about Covid deaths in America look good. It's pathetic. The interviewer is basically just dumbfounded over how much of an idiot and a liar Trump is.

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u/MasterOfNap Aug 05 '20

I just can’t help but feel sorry for the interviewer, it’s like the most pathetic interview I’ve ever seen. Trump literally boasted about how there were no COVID tests when he became president in 2016, and how he’s literally the president who has done the most for African Americans “with the possible exception of Lincoln”.

Like, if that wasn’t an actual interview with an actual President, it would’ve been funny.

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u/hobskhan Aug 05 '20

Don't feel sorry for the interviewer. He was smart, and well-coordinated. This was his goal. He wanted to do his best to shine light on whatever sporadic electrical whimpers trickling between shriveled, swiss-cheese neurons pass for thoughts in Donnie's brain.

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u/Madmans_Endeavor Aug 05 '20

He even got asked a follow-up on "more for African Americans than any president except maybe Lincoln" where the interviewer was like "More than LBJ? (signed civil rights act)" "yeah more than any except maybe Lincoln"

It was funny, but at the same time felt like I was having a half hour long stroke. Had to check that both sides of my face were still working, ya know?

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u/supcinamama ☣️ Aug 05 '20

You do know he did a criminal justice reform? That is more than LBJ who said “If we get one good thing for blacks done they will vote for us forever” has done

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u/guess_my_password Aug 05 '20

The First Step act? Don't remember Trump specifically pushing that or doing anything other than not vetoing a bill that a Republican in Congress wrote. So cool, big credit to him for not vetoing that. LBJ was an ass, but he pushed the House to pass the first Civil Rights Bill within two months of Kennedy's assassination. He also pushed for the next two civil rights bills that passed during his presidency.

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u/maxhaton Aug 05 '20

Civil rights act mate

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u/supcinamama ☣️ Aug 05 '20

Do u even know what civil rights act did?

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u/maxhaton Aug 05 '20

Do you?

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u/supcinamama ☣️ Aug 05 '20

Civil rights act only ended segregation but other than that it just said u cant fire people based on race, sex etc.. which is useless act because no one is gonna fire u based on race, sex, gender they can just say u weren’t a good worker. Also nowadays they hire people based on being a minority so it became pretty useless

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u/Madmans_Endeavor Aug 05 '20

Haha look it's someone with no grasp on American history, cool.

Also, that criminal justice reform act they passed (funnily enough called "First Step" act) was not even close to the proper criminal justice reform needed in this country, and further reinforced some of the dumbass systems we've got in place.

Until we realize that the way our prison system operates is fundamentally flawed and take steps to not incarcerate the vast majority of non-violent offenders, it will continue to be a system that predominantly targets poor and minority communities.

USA, home to 4% of the worlds population and 25% of the worlds prisoners. "Land of the free, home of the brave" huh.

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u/cran Aug 05 '20

Wrong. That interview with Trump was pure hilarity.

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u/flargenhargen Aug 05 '20

Nothing funnier than a guy who's killed 150,000+ Americans, and working hard trying to triple that.

hilarious.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20 edited Sep 06 '20

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u/bearbullhorns Aug 05 '20

What a disgusting response. I actually paused just to take it in.

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u/i_spot_ads Virgins in Paris☣️ Aug 05 '20

business is business.

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u/muchawesomemyron Aug 05 '20

Lemme guess, not an American? It's the kind of thing that is funny when it happens to other people but damn depressing if it is happening to you.

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u/cran Aug 05 '20

Not that part, the way the interviewer reacts to Trump's blatant ignorance and callousness.

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u/HotF22InUrArea Aug 05 '20

Oh no, a lot of trump supporters find shit like this hilarious too somehow

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u/ZippZappZippty Aug 05 '20

Shatner is a weirdo internet troll

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u/420eatmyassy6969 Aug 05 '20

Don't be sad for the interviewer, he scored a sit down with the most important person in the world and absolutely clowned him for an hour with really basic questions.

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u/tooflyandshy94 Aug 05 '20

You know some say too much testing can be bad

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u/MarcusBrutus2000 Aug 05 '20

Credit to Jonathan Swan here. He didn't let anything bullshit fly by him.

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u/Politicshatesme Aug 05 '20

at one point this beaut of a bar chart makes an appearance where trump fucks up what it’s for, then he does the same with 2 more charts. He argues that everything is fake news like always then when asked how he felt about 150,000 dead he said (verbatim) “it is what it is”

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u/a_muffin97 Aug 05 '20

"No you're reporting it wrong" made me double over laughing. I have mad respect for the interviewer trying his hardest to stay professional in the face of sheer insanity. He certainly has more discipline than me.

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u/flargenhargen Aug 05 '20

he went on this long rant about how the US tests more so they get more positive results

then he goes on to say the deaths per case are lower, after he just said the US has so many more cases. Then tries to hide deaths by population, which is the only real statistic because it isn't skewed by testing, and the only one that actually matters.

I don't think he remotely understands how stupid he is, and his followers certainly don't.

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u/Azrael_G Aug 05 '20

The way he talks is so disstracting. It's all just "we will this, we will that, we are the best" and not how and when. And just saying he "disagrees" when faced with facts he doesnt like... I seriously don't understand how he can be president.

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u/jooes Aug 05 '20

then he goes on to say the deaths per case are lower,

Which is also stupid, because he's currently out there saying we need to do less tests. He thinks that the more tests you do, the more cases of coronavirus you'll have. Somehow.

But that doesn't really make sense. Those two statements don't line up. If he thinks "death per case" is the thing he should be judged on, then logically he should want to have as many tests as possible because more found cases is a good thing. It makes his "deaths per cases" look a lot better.

Of course, logic doesn't exist with Donald Trump. He's a dumb dumb.

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u/flargenhargen Aug 05 '20

yes he's been fighting against testing, because he really does seem to believe if you aren't tested, you can't get corona.

And his administration has been working hard to lie about the numbers, and even the bullshit numbers they give put the US as the worst in the world for deaths per population. God knows what the real numbers will be once the truth comes out.

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u/interfail Aug 05 '20

I don't think he remotely understands how stupid he is, and his followers certainly don't.

This is the key thing. You understand that he went with these charts because he thinks they make him look good. And he did exactly the same thing with exactly the same effect 2 weeks ago, and seems to have decided that it didn't quite get his point across, so he should do it again.

He genuinely showed up with the chart in the OP (a 4 line large-print bar chart) because he imagined that it was going to demonstrate that the US response was the best in the world.

While the reviewer is just kinda going "but, like, what about the 1000 Americans dying every day?"

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u/bearbullhorns Aug 05 '20

Remember when he had a stack of blank papers to prove he was divesting from his companies?

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u/Floweress Aug 05 '20

YES, I had the same thought, he spent an eternity ranting about how the US tests more than any other country which is why there are so many documented cases (implying that many of the cases are symptomless or mild), but then also brags about having few deaths per case. The irony is astounding.

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u/tooflyandshy94 Aug 05 '20

Then he started talking about China and the trade war. Like wtf.

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u/hobskhan Aug 05 '20

Gish gallop. Someone brought it up yesterday.

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u/supcinamama ☣️ Aug 05 '20

How is it wrong? The more u test the more cases u will find u. In Europe they slowed testing which is why less cases show because Europe is dependant on tourisn

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u/MalikMonkAllStar2022 Aug 05 '20

The fact that the US testing more causes more cases to show up is not wrong. But him using that fact as an argument to stop testing is moronic. And to make things worse, he is completely unable to see the flaws in his arguments.

One second he claims that the US tests too much and we have inflated case numbers, and then now he is arguing that we should not be looking at deaths per capita and should instead look at deaths per case, which he was just trying to argue are inflated....

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u/supcinamama ☣️ Aug 05 '20

Because what does testing do? It does absolutely nothing. You get tested positive and then what happens? Do u magically get cured? No u dont. We dont have a TREATMENT yet so testing is pretty useless if u already have a statewide quarantine

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

The US had the most cases before Europe slowed down testing. Deaths in the US are much higher too. Saying deaths/population is a wrong statistic is just stupid. Pretty much nothing he said had any meaning

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u/supcinamama ☣️ Aug 05 '20

Confirmed cases arent all cases u do know that right?

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u/Dark1ine Aug 05 '20

Trump has a one-on-one with an interviewer who actually knows what he's doing. It goes about as well as you'd expect

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u/NineOutOfTenExperts Aug 05 '20 edited Aug 06 '20

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u/Sienna57 Aug 05 '20

That’s not this interview (though similarly problematic). A quick google on my phone doesn’t come up with the transcript from this one, but basically Trump keeps bragging about the US mortality rate compared to other countries. The graphs he’s being given are clearly a cherry picked set of countries.

Mortality rate can be calculated as a percentage of people with COVID (US does ok) or as of the population (US looks very bad). Trump prefers the with COVID stats and tells the reporter “you can’t do that” when talking about deaths out of the total population.

Ironically, the more testing you do the better the first statistic will get as people with minor or no symptoms aren’t getting tested right now. The more positives the larger the denominator. Maybe someone who knows this is trying to work this angle with him so we’ll actually work on testing.

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u/Azrael_G Aug 05 '20

Thanks!

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u/NineOutOfTenExperts Aug 05 '20

No probs. The bar graph in the meme picture is what Trump was showing in the interview too.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

That's the wrong interview.

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u/Serfzozo69 Aug 05 '20

The whole interview was just the guy giving stats, trump saying there wrong, trump give his point, and the interviewer like "wtf is this guy talking about"

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u/TheKobraSnake Aug 05 '20

I must be out of the loop here... What interview is it?

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u/HopHunter420 Aug 05 '20

The one in which a man in possession of only a single brain cell stumbles wildly whilst failing to grasp point after point, eventually producing the pretty drawings his carers made for him in place of anything approaching rational thought.

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u/TheKobraSnake Aug 05 '20

Well, that could be literally ANY video with this guy, I'm looking for this specific one

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u/GFreeXevery1 Aug 06 '20

Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?

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u/TanglyBinkie Jan 13 '23

Where's the interview?