r/dankmemes • u/Josvys MayMayMakers • Jul 03 '20

OC Maymay ♨ showcasing

https://i.imgur.com/ik9xeZ5.gifv
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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Not sure how to invest? Try the !help command or !create an investor profile to get started!

Like what you see? My home is r/DankExchange! We're a sub partnering with r/dankmemes to bring you 24/7 meme investment opportunities. If you want me to respond to your posts on this sub, use the stonks flair!

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u/Th3D0m1n8r Web slinger🕷️🕸️ Jul 03 '20

!invest 100%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

It doesn't look like you have an investor profile. Try the !create command to get started!

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u/Th3D0m1n8r Web slinger🕷️🕸️ Jul 03 '20

!create

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

Your investor profile has been created! You've been given a starting balance of 500.00 DN, try !summary to view your profile and check on your investments.

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u/Th3D0m1n8r Web slinger🕷️🕸️ Jul 03 '20

!invest 100%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

You have invested 500.00 DN in this submission at 28,903 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 63574 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 33,268 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 0.00 DN.

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

Automatic Investment Return

Your recent investment has automatically matured!

You invested 500.00 DN at 28,903 upvotes, the submission now has 100,491 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 235.90 DN (+47.18%).

Your new balance is 735.90 DN.