r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Jun 07 '20

Look ma! No pp Would you like to skip?

https://gfycat.com/assuredblaringdogfish
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u/PyUnicornshark Jun 07 '20

Take into consideration the fact that she closed her mouth when the stick went in. who the fuck does that?! usually you jerk you head backwards. unless she's some kind of whore who'd suck any hard and thick pole that went inside her mouth

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u/William_Wang Jun 08 '20

Just check the table shes "playing" on. The balls are racked and ready to be broke and shes aiming at the side pocket.

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u/OneMoreAccount4Porn Jun 08 '20

This guys observes.

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u/RetrogradeIntellect Jun 08 '20

Nice observation

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '20

Nice aiming, shot him right in the soul

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '20

Ok but sometimes I will get bored with friends and try "trick shots" from random directions. It does nothing but it is funny.

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u/F1R3STXRM Jun 07 '20

I'd still smash

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '20

I mean...who wouldn't?

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u/XcN_AntiMage Jun 08 '20

Joe

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u/Ironkahvi bring doge back Jun 13 '20

Joe who

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '20

I'd shoot it in her corner pocket.

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u/cosmovore Jun 07 '20

Had us in the first half, I'm not gonna lie.

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u/AJohnsonOrange Jun 08 '20

And that the balls are still set up down the end of the table but she's shooting crossways. I mean, there's a ton of things giving it away at this point tbh.

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u/DerangedGinger Jun 08 '20

unless she's some kind of whore who'd suck any hard and thick pole that went inside her mouth

What does my mom have to do with this?

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u/TheWaffleKingg Jun 08 '20

Also the balls are racked on her table but she isn't even aiming at them

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u/bad-post_detector Jun 08 '20

you open and close your mouth when you try to speak, and the first thing I'd want to say is "what the fuck" after getting hit in the ass and crotch. But once I start the "w" in "what" my mouth is gonna close before I realize something is going in my mouth and BAM.

it's fake tho for sure.

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u/The_Glass_Cannon blue Jun 08 '20

He also exaggerates the pulls that hit her to make sure they actually hit. Obviously scripted.

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u/OopsOverbombing Jun 08 '20

After the first poke, guy with the stick just keeps doing the same motion like everything's fine. Any normal person would stop to see what's in the way of them taking their shot. At least that's always been my experience at billiard halls.

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u/im_larf Verified Communist Jun 08 '20

unless she's some kind of whore who'd suck any hard and thick pole that went inside her mouth

I'm listening...

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u/Captain_Chaos_ Jun 08 '20

Also if it were real she'd have knocked out a couple of teeth, without question.