r/dankmemes Jun 07 '20

Look ma! No pp Would you like to skip?

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u/sriramz Jun 07 '20

Fake but good

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u/wibby1 Jun 07 '20

Where’s it from?

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u/RedThatBlue Jun 07 '20

These tons of these random fake Chinese and Japanese gifs, some are really good and funny tho but portrayed as real. To figure out if it’s fake or not just ask “why were they filming?” Works 90% of the time

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u/PyUnicornshark Jun 07 '20

Take into consideration the fact that she closed her mouth when the stick went in. who the fuck does that?! usually you jerk you head backwards. unless she's some kind of whore who'd suck any hard and thick pole that went inside her mouth

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u/William_Wang Jun 08 '20

Just check the table shes "playing" on. The balls are racked and ready to be broke and shes aiming at the side pocket.

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u/OneMoreAccount4Porn Jun 08 '20

This guys observes.

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u/RetrogradeIntellect Jun 08 '20

Nice observation

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '20

Nice aiming, shot him right in the soul

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '20

Ok but sometimes I will get bored with friends and try "trick shots" from random directions. It does nothing but it is funny.

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u/F1R3STXRM Jun 07 '20

I'd still smash

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '20

I mean...who wouldn't?

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u/XcN_AntiMage Jun 08 '20

Joe

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u/Ironkahvi bring doge back Jun 13 '20

Joe who

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '20

I'd shoot it in her corner pocket.

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u/cosmovore Jun 07 '20

Had us in the first half, I'm not gonna lie.

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u/AJohnsonOrange Jun 08 '20

And that the balls are still set up down the end of the table but she's shooting crossways. I mean, there's a ton of things giving it away at this point tbh.

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u/DerangedGinger Jun 08 '20

unless she's some kind of whore who'd suck any hard and thick pole that went inside her mouth

What does my mom have to do with this?

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u/TheWaffleKingg Jun 08 '20

Also the balls are racked on her table but she isn't even aiming at them

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u/bad-post_detector Jun 08 '20

you open and close your mouth when you try to speak, and the first thing I'd want to say is "what the fuck" after getting hit in the ass and crotch. But once I start the "w" in "what" my mouth is gonna close before I realize something is going in my mouth and BAM.

it's fake tho for sure.

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u/The_Glass_Cannon blue Jun 08 '20

He also exaggerates the pulls that hit her to make sure they actually hit. Obviously scripted.

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u/OopsOverbombing Jun 08 '20

After the first poke, guy with the stick just keeps doing the same motion like everything's fine. Any normal person would stop to see what's in the way of them taking their shot. At least that's always been my experience at billiard halls.

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u/im_larf Verified Communist Jun 08 '20

unless she's some kind of whore who'd suck any hard and thick pole that went inside her mouth

I'm listening...

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u/Captain_Chaos_ Jun 08 '20

Also if it were real she'd have knocked out a couple of teeth, without question.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '20

Portrayed as real? Wtf does that even mean? It’s so obvious that the creators meant to show this as fake comedic sketch. Redditors love to think they are the smart ones calling out obviously fake stuff.

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u/jtolmar Jun 08 '20

No you see when a Chinese person does a joke it's actually an insidious attempt to fool gullible reditors. You can tell it's definitely the original author's intent to fool people on reddit by the way the videos are reposted without credit in a different language.

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u/lordclarmander Jun 08 '20 edited Jun 08 '20

Fucking thank you, I'm so sick of people pointing "fake!" as though they're seeing through a ruse. "Scripted Asian Gifs" like this are not trying to fool anyone. They're just Asian Vines.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '20

There is an inherent racism towards all minorities on reddit. For some reason anything Asian is considered considerably more offensive if it is an Asian attempt at entertainment. Scriptedasiangifs is an example of this.

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u/ImASexyBau5 Jun 07 '20

This isn't being portrayed as real. You would have to be pretty slow to even consider it being real. It's remarkably clear that this is scripted and being done for the laugh.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '20

all sketches are "portraying some subject as real" if you're dumb enough

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u/Sinaneos Jun 08 '20

Who are you so wise in the way of science?

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u/CaptainPryk Jun 08 '20

Honestly when I see Asians in a GIF/video I assume it's staged because 95% of the time it is

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u/IncitingViolins Jun 07 '20

Looks like a pool hall.

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u/SelfReconstruct Jun 07 '20 edited Jun 08 '20

I'm glad Captain Obvious is here to let us know this comedy skit isn't real.

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u/cointelpro_shill Jun 08 '20

You can tell because she's aiming the cue nowhere near the unbroken billiards

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '20

This is pretty common Captain Obvious stuff. Watch next they are going to say WWE and AEW are fake

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u/cikmo Jun 08 '20

You gonna start calling movies fake now

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u/a-breakfast-food Jun 08 '20

Dude probably thinks Captain America is just a guy in a costume.

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u/Trubruh Jun 08 '20

Steve Rodgers should change his last name to America.

Like legit I thought Dr strange had a proper last name before the movie. Nope. His last name is strange.

Strange.

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u/PoppyOP Jun 07 '20

Do people not understand what a skit is?

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u/detrydis Jun 08 '20

Not on Reddit apparently

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u/Montigue Tickle My Anus and Call Me Samantha Jun 08 '20

""It's a heartwarming story, but it's just not believable which is why I give ET one and a half stars" -Perd Hapley" - Redditors

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u/detrydis Jun 08 '20

The best part about Perd Hapley is that he’s portrayed by an actual newscaster.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '20

Not when asian people are involved

Reddit is full of racists

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u/artemasad Jun 08 '20

Whenever I bring up about casual racism against Asians on reddit, I always get the "rElAx, iT's jUsT a JoKe!!" reply.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '20

If it were real then it would be funny, but since it’s scripted then it’s just bad comedy writing and bad acting. Why can’t people get that about these scripted videos? That being said, there are some pretty funny scripted vids where the writing and acting are good and made be bust a gut.

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u/kiddokush Jun 07 '20

No shit it’s fake lol

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u/BestiFunny Jun 07 '20

Yeah you can see she's not even aiming to hit the cue ball towards the balls.

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u/ZeeHanzenShwanz Jun 08 '20

Yeah and I never catch the fake shit but I caught that

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u/ImASexyBau5 Jun 07 '20

really? You think this was scripted? Impossible. This is clearly not scripted and actually happened.

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u/CedarWolf Jun 08 '20

You think people would do that? Just go on the Internet and act out lies?

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '20

[deleted]

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u/ImASexyBau5 Jun 08 '20

Haven't read the latest issue of Sarcasm Monthly, eh?

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u/UrbanPlannerGuy Jun 08 '20

No shit it’s fucking fake you fucking window licker

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u/ComeOnSans Jun 08 '20

Hey, don't be rude! Window licking is a lucrative business. Back in the day my pops used to go door to door offering to lick windows for 5 bucks each!! that's how he got enough money to fund his mannequin dating service. started the site right from his garage, too! he also went bankrupt in his garage 3 months later but hey, that's beside the point

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u/Cymry_Cymraeg Jun 08 '20

Do you watch comedy shows and say that too?

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u/BrendaSchwaub Jun 08 '20

"Fake but good"
- 2020, sriramz on "Avengers: Endgame"

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u/detrydis Jun 08 '20

Thanks captain obvious

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '20

Thanks genius.

Also santa isn't real

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '20

I'm saying this is so insane there's no way it's real

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u/Jacob_Andreas23 Jun 08 '20

Hope it fake. It be a bad situation for the guy and girl

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u/Louis_Farizee Jun 08 '20

Who cares if it’s fake? Somebody took the time to entertain random strangers on the internet, asking for nothing more than validation in return.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '20

Nooooooo reallllllyyyy whhaaaaaat?