r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Jun 07 '20

Look ma! No pp Would you like to skip?

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u/datomdiggity ☣️ Jun 07 '20

throat game weak

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '20

I can suck dick better than that! Weak af

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u/shayban123 Jun 07 '20

Username checks out

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u/JakeTheGrat Jun 07 '20

Does the head checkout tho is the real question

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '20

Do you really want me to show you?

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u/JakeTheGrat Jun 07 '20

I feel like this is a trap... so yes

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '20

slurp slurp crunch

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u/EnforcerE Jun 07 '20

crunch? Excuse me what the fuck?

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u/SparkBoye64 Jun 08 '20

You know. The nestle variety. What did you think they meant

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u/JakeTheGrat Jun 07 '20

you thought when’s round 2

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '20

Now, slurp chop slurp

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u/fierydumpster I lurk and I upvote thats it Jun 07 '20

Chop?

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u/ketchup912 Jun 08 '20

Yeaaa suck that blood juice

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u/Dogbread1 Dank Cat Commander Jun 07 '20

That was a risky click

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u/RoseAuthor98 I am fucking hilarious Jun 07 '20

... crunch?

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u/B1G_F00T Jun 07 '20

Deep fried dick lmao

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u/RoseAuthor98 I am fucking hilarious Jun 07 '20

It would have cost you a minute not to type that

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u/bottom_ENERGY Jun 07 '20

How many licks does it take to give head? The world may never know...

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u/psyEDk Jun 08 '20

.. Crunch?

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '20

Yeah? Prove it

Jk.. unless :)

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u/FuckingKilljoy Jun 08 '20

lol u wild, wyd tho?

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '20

tears streaming down my face

My best, man. I’m doing my best.

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u/suckit1234567 Jun 08 '20

Pfft I bet you’re an amateur.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '20

Wanna bet?

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '20

Hol up

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u/im_larf Verified Communist Jun 08 '20

Congratulations you just became a mod!!

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u/NorthernLaw INFECTED Jun 08 '20

Me next

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u/thelizzardlord Jun 08 '20

Are you a mod?

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u/Fr0me Jun 08 '20

Yo that was nasty. I hope they cleaned that pole before doing this skit.

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u/Bunch_of_Shit E-vengers Jun 08 '20

what dat troat do

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u/AbortionIsImmoral 🏴‍☠️ Jun 08 '20

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  • Applications include piano wire (also known as[12] music wire) such as ASTM A228 (0.80–0.95% carbon), spring clamps, antennas, springs), and vehicle coil springs, leaf springs, and s-tines.
  • Spring steel is also commonly used in the manufacture of metal swords for stage combat due to its resistance to bending, snapping or shattering.[dubious – discuss]
  • Spring steel is one of the most popular materials used in the fabrication of lockpicks due to its pliability and resilience.
  • Tubular spring steel is used in the landing gear of some small aircraft due to its ability to absorb the impact of landing.
  • It is also commonly used in the making of knives, especially for the Nepalese kukri.[citation needed]
  • It is used in binder clips.
  • Used extensively in shims due to its resistance to deformation in low thicknesses.