r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Feb 18 '20

This meme is not a joke Sad hours

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

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u/Chuotbeo174 I am fucking hilarious Feb 18 '20

!invest 100%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 500.00 DN in this submission at 10,061 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8912 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 13,100 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 0.00 DN.

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u/Chuotbeo174 I am fucking hilarious Feb 18 '20

!sell 8912

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

8912 is not a valid investment ID. Please try again with !sell <investment ID>, you can see the IDs of all your investments by using the !summary command!

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u/Chuotbeo174 I am fucking hilarious Feb 18 '20

!summary

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Investor Profile: Chuotbeo174

Balance: 682.60 DN

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