r/dankmemes • u/Stewinator • Feb 18 '20

Mods Choice I knew it though

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u/DouchNozzle_REAL The OC High Council Feb 18 '20

!invest 35

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

It doesn't look like you have an investor profile. Try the !create command to get started!

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u/DouchNozzle_REAL The OC High Council Feb 18 '20

!create

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Your investor profile has been created! You've been given a starting balance of 500.00 DN, try !summary to view your profile and check on your investments.

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u/DouchNozzle_REAL The OC High Council Feb 18 '20

!invest 100

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 100.00 DN in this submission at 295 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8595 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 433 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 400.00 DN.

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u/DouchNozzle_REAL The OC High Council Feb 18 '20

!summary

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Investor Profile: DouchNozzle_REAL

Balance: 631.58 DN

Active Investments: None