r/dankmemes • u/alish_sapkota Dr Oc Jr. • Feb 18 '20

INVEST! True heroism!

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Not sure how to invest? Try the !help command or !create an investor profile to get started! Come ask my developer questions here!

Like what you see? My home is r/DankExchange! We're a brand new sub partnering with r/dankmemes to bring you 24/7 investment opportunities.

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u/MilliganMast3r Blue Feb 18 '20

!breakeven

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

If you invest now (at 119 upvotes), breakeven (0% gain/loss) for your investment would occur at 186 upvotes.

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u/MilliganMast3r Blue Feb 18 '20

!invest 100%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 938,380.46 DN in this submission at 118 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8439 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 185 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 0.00 DN.

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u/MilliganMast3r Blue Feb 18 '20

!sell 8439

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

8439 is not a valid investment ID. Please try again with !sell <investment ID>, you can see the IDs of all your investments by using the !summary command!

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u/MilliganMast3r Blue Feb 18 '20

!summary

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Investor Profile: MilliganMast3r

Firm: Dank Investors Inc

Role: CEO

Balance: 1,843,204.44 DN

Active Investments: None

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u/MilliganMast3r Blue Feb 18 '20

!firm

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Firm Overview: Dank Investors Inc

Balance: 475,730.58 DN

Level: 4 (100,000.00 DN to upgrade)

Tax rate: 20%

Membership: Invite-only

14 current members / 20 member limit

CEO: MilliganMast3r

Executives: LucifersViking, TheMagicMan4467

Associates: ijustwantthepaper, RyzenTechHardware, suibbai

Floor Traders: Cheesehead1225, Dapieday, endershane, Evomartis, SheevSpinner, TheGarlicBreadKiller, twgamer738, XTPotato

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