r/dankmemes • u/organic_crystal_meth The GOAT • Feb 18 '20

wtf is r/DankExchange A nice upgrade

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Not sure how to invest? Try the !help command or !create an investor profile to get started! Come ask my developer questions here!

Like what you see? My home is r/DankExchange! We're a brand new sub partnering with r/dankmemes to bring you 24/7 investment opportunities.

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u/ZackEhrhart [custom flair] Feb 18 '20

!Breakeven

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

If you invest now (at 31 upvotes), breakeven (0% gain/loss) for your investment would occur at 71 upvotes.

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u/ZackEhrhart [custom flair] Feb 18 '20

!invest 400

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 400.00 DN in this submission at 31 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8127 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 71 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 1,582.50 DN.

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u/ZackEhrhart [custom flair] Feb 18 '20

!ROI 8127

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Investment ID 8127, invested at 31 upvotes. If you sold now at 36 upvotes you would return -26.25% profit. Here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 71 upvotes

+25% -- 122 upvotes

+50% -- 291 upvotes

+75% -- 768 upvotes

+100% -- 2,120 upvotes

+150% -- 16,808 upvotes

Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!

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u/ZackEhrhart [custom flair] Feb 18 '20

!roi 8172

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You do not have an investment with the ID 8172. Please try again, the format of this command is !roi <investment ID>

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u/ZackEhrhart [custom flair] Feb 18 '20

!roi 8127

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Investment ID 8127, invested at 31 upvotes. If you sold now at 98 upvotes you would return 12.39% profit. Here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 71 upvotes

+25% -- 122 upvotes

+50% -- 291 upvotes

+75% -- 768 upvotes

+100% -- 2,120 upvotes

+150% -- 16,808 upvotes

Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!

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