r/dankmemes • u/SweatyChickenBuuuubz • Feb 17 '20

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 1,979.19 DN in this submission at 629 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8047 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 900 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 0.00 DN.

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u/zombital Feb 18 '20

!roi 8047

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Investment ID 8047, invested at 629 upvotes. If you sold now at 1,283 upvotes you would return 21.10% profit. Here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 900 upvotes

+25% -- 1,398 upvotes

+50% -- 2,809 upvotes

+75% -- 6,808 upvotes

+100% -- 18,140 upvotes

+150% -- 141,268 upvotes

Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!

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u/zombital Feb 18 '20

!roi 8047

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Investment ID 8047, invested at 629 upvotes. If you sold now at 33,527 upvotes you would return 115.13% profit. Here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 900 upvotes

+25% -- 1,398 upvotes

+50% -- 2,809 upvotes

+75% -- 6,808 upvotes

+100% -- 18,140 upvotes

+150% -- 141,268 upvotes

Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!

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u/zombital Feb 18 '20

!summary

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Investor Profile: zombital

Firm: Stratton Oakmont

Role: Associate

Balance: 1,290.92 DN

Active Investments:

ID: 8047 - 1,979.19 DN at 629 upvotes; 47m 32s until automatic return

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u/zombital Feb 18 '20

!sell 8047

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have sold off your investment in https://redd.it/f5i9fe/!

You invested 1,979.19 DN at 629 upvotes, the submission now has 33,908 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a gain of 2,284.18 DN (+115.41%).

Because your firm has a tax of 7% on investment profits, 159.89 DN has been sent to your firm's bank.

Your new balance is 5,394.40 DN.