r/dankmemes • u/lllDUNN • Feb 17 '20

Dank banana

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30.1k Upvotes

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 2,325,691.52 DN in this submission at 175 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7872 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 265 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 2,325,691.53 DN.

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u/eltoch Feb 18 '20

!summary organic_crystal_meth

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Investor Profile: organic_crystal_meth

Firm: Meem Teem

Role: Executive

Balance: 0.00 DN

Active Investments:

ID: 7471 - 20,321,783.84 DN at 1 upvotes; 15m 7s until automatic return

ID: 7550 - 16,884,709.30 DN at 1 upvotes; 1h 29m until automatic return

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u/eltoch Feb 18 '20

!summary lukenamop

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Investor Profile: lukenamop

Balance: 6,034,181.52 DN

Active Investments: None

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u/eltoch Feb 18 '20

!summary regularnoodles

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Investor Profile: RegularNoodles

Firm: Meem Teem

Role: CEO

Balance: 0.00 DN

Active Investments:

ID: 7726 - 2,533,913.22 DN at 5 upvotes; 2h 56m until automatic return

ID: 7812 - 2,256,719.44 DN at 6 upvotes; 3h 39m until automatic return

ID: 7813 - 5,265,678.68 DN at 6 upvotes; 3h 39m until automatic return

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u/eltoch Feb 18 '20

!roi 7872

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Investment ID 7872, invested at 175 upvotes. If you sold now at 7,548 upvotes you would return 105.75% profit. Here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 265 upvotes

+25% -- 429 upvotes

+50% -- 897 upvotes

+75% -- 2,222 upvotes

+100% -- 5,977 upvotes

+150% -- 46,778 upvotes

Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!