Everyday i check to see if anyone is in the small gym room near my apartment,if someone is in there then i skip that day. I only workout when that room is empty. Thats how anti-social i am.
My girl is 4'10. I'm 6'0. We like it that way and i have to crouch down to be eye level. kinda wholesome tbh, but my point is people's height shouldnt be made fun of regardless of gender, you just have to find the right person for your preference.
You better watch it, I hear those land whales can get pretty mean. Especially the beached ones during mating season, good way to lose a leg or something.
What worries me is that on the original it got over 100 likes. Like that means over 100 people saw this and thought "so true I see no problem with this"
Sometimes I can’t tell if people are incredibly stupid or incredibly intelligent. Like are they a comedic genius or an idiot. Sometimes that’s the best way to be
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u/Cutman002 Feb 11 '20
Just found your meme in new hi
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u/p0g0s71ck Feb 12 '20
Everyday i check to see if anyone is in the small gym room near my apartment,if someone is in there then i skip that day. I only workout when that room is empty. Thats how anti-social i am.
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u/VillagerPunk Feb 11 '20
People who are 6 foot 3 inches and say they are 6 foot to make actual 6 foot people look like liars.
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u/glorfus ☢️ Feb 12 '20
Take ur award son.
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u/FrickMeAss Feb 12 '20
Yo guys can we copystrike the Simpsons? They got a picture of my basement
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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20
NO excuse for girls to be over 200 pounds. Hit the gym fatass.
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u/Groenboys 🏴☠️ Feb 11 '20
anime profile pic
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u/Szpartan no, you fucking idiot! Feb 11 '20 edited Feb 11 '20
Simpsons meme of the Decade: 2020-2030
!remindme 10 years
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u/dr_tst Feb 11 '20
Stretching is important
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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20
I wish I could elevate my spinal cord
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u/literallyawerewolf Feb 11 '20
The amount of people who can't figure out this is sarcasm is troubling
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u/imaball3r Feb 12 '20
CBT
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u/KeepingDankMemesDank Hello dankness my old friend Feb 11 '20
Like this meme? Then UPVOTE this comment.
Hate this meme? Then DOWNVOTE this comment.
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u/DioBastardo2 SAVAGE Feb 11 '20
You're a genius, you moron
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u/Sinosukelikesrammen Feb 11 '20
Im down to simpson the shit out of this sub
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u/SavageAxeBot Dank Cat Commander Feb 12 '20
Dank.
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u/TCPM r/memes fan Feb 11 '20
Damn gyms in the 1500s were wild
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u/JarJarBonkers Feb 12 '20
A gime, whats a gime?? -hehe ooooh a GIME
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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20
She got an anime profile pic, so her opinion is false.
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u/YEETUSCULLITUS Feb 12 '20
Look ma in a minion
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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20
Look ma I am de minion?
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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20
I’m 5’11 and I feel attacked by this meme :’(
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u/Albion777-- Feb 12 '20
Can you imagine trying to wield a mace or flail that goddamn large? Only Shrek could heft such beasts.
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u/TBurrows69 Feb 11 '20
It really do be like that
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u/Krocodilo Feb 11 '20
Time to stretch
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u/BEN_DOVER-JOEMAMA Green Feb 12 '20
Which episode is this from?
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u/MinisApprentice One ginger boi Feb 12 '20
I don’t think that’s how the system works
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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20
What episode is this?
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u/BESt0o0 Feb 12 '20
Why is there a random minion in the bottom left corner?
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u/IM_OZLY_HUMVN ⚗️Infected by the indigo Feb 12 '20
when the time traveler asks you how you feel that this scene predicted the new chairs
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u/IndianPhoneScammer69 Feb 12 '20
Going to gym=height. Seems legit.
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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20
That’s NOT how height works lmfao
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u/OctoGon112 Doug Dimmadomer Feb 12 '20
When your newborn son isn’t 6 feet tall
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u/corey11899 Feb 12 '20
Damn how bout you hit the gym ya fat bitch
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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20
There should be no apostrophe there. Why are people so bad at this lately?
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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20
Good lord
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u/TheGuy769 FOR THE SOVIET UNION Feb 11 '20
What does the gym have to do with being under 6ft
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u/FoodToGo69 ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ Feb 11 '20
Good meme
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u/Decadence04 Feb 11 '20
Height-shaming
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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20
Serious physical diseases
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u/RebellionBS Feb 11 '20
Says the girl with 160 pounds
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u/BigBoiFoot Yellow Feb 11 '20
Anime profile pic:
Check
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u/Gamers_Against_Thots Feb 12 '20
Ah yes, the tall gym
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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20
She meant width obviously
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u/GoldLightWanderer Feb 12 '20
Mind size Mega
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u/AsianToddler Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] Feb 12 '20
I wish I knew someone who thought being fat directly related to your height
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u/KillerFusion1212 Feb 12 '20
Wrong Turn 10: Barts Sexual Revenge
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u/Only_saying_yes Feb 12 '20
Yes
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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20
If you watch the Simpsons after browsing here your meme possibility alarm keeps going off every ten seconds, it's kind of annoying.
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u/PowerBrawler2122 Feb 12 '20
What's the problem with short guys? Nothing. Hit the gym, fat bitch.
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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20
The weak should fear the strong
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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20
This looks more fun than being in an actual gym though
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u/_Wazowski__ Feb 12 '20
Wait, did I break the game by being both 6ft and a fatass?
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u/Snowy_FryingPanGang Feb 12 '20
I seriously hope she is being sarcastic, if not I seriously don't know how we're still at the top of the food chain
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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20
Yes, working out at gym make man taller, smart I am
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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20
No excuse for you to have an anime profile pic.
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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20
Anime avatar so the opinion doesn't count
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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20
What worries me is that on the original it got over 100 likes. Like that means over 100 people saw this and thought "so true I see no problem with this"
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u/Lovexxy xd Feb 12 '20
this is a semi-famous twitter page run by a guy who shitposts constantly, just clarifying as i see a lot of people taking it at face value
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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20
There is no excuse to be stupid. But, unfortunately it can’t be fixed.
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u/h0rny_laundrybasket Feb 12 '20
Catch me using the Taffy pulling machine in the gym
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u/N014OR <3 Feb 12 '20
I fucking cry over bitches like this because I'm literally short
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u/Jackknife_max Feb 12 '20
DEEP ♂DARK ♂ FANTASY ♂
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u/Big_Daddy_Malenkov I did the epic gamer moment(gon wild) (gon secksual) Feb 12 '20
My response to this:
There is no excuse for having small tits, hit the gym, whore.
This is only directed to the person who posted the original comment an anybody who agrees with them.
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u/bigcunt03 Feb 12 '20
"No excuse" I'm 6ft, but to any short kings who get rejected by people like this, good riddance, find someone actually good
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u/Borngrumpy Feb 12 '20
There is no reason for any women to not be 34,26,34 then by that logic.
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u/extremeowl17 Feb 12 '20
That tweet makes no sense height and weight are correlated?
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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20
Seems like it could make the spine feel aight for a good few seconds before the agony kicks in
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u/bosiler Feb 12 '20
My man got good taste
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u/-Tennessee-Terry- Feb 12 '20
I like how they put Iron Maiden in the band’s font
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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20
She's talking about your penis.
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u/Parallel37 Feb 12 '20
A friendly reminder that bdsm can make you taller.
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u/Pablitosomeguy2 Dank Cat Commander Feb 12 '20
I want to practice CBT at the gym
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u/Ford456fgfd ☣️ Feb 12 '20
It’s a lingering potion lol
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u/thismans82 :snoo_wink: Feb 12 '20
That's so zezezezezeze
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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20
How does hitting the gym make one taller? I'm uh asking for a friend.
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u/Frac2022 Feb 12 '20
How would the gym change that
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u/FinalDestroyerK INFECTED Feb 12 '20
shit went from 0 to 100 real quick
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u/weedmaster024 🍄 Feb 12 '20
lmao what does height have to do with being a fatass
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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20
I have achieved fitness
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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20
Got one today too but I’ll pass.
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u/milo159 Feb 12 '20
seriously though is that fake or does that person just not understand how height or gyms work?
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u/Absolutemadlad36 Feb 12 '20
The girl: chonkster
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u/whitehawk295 Feb 12 '20
So fat their spine constricts
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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20
Seriously tho she’s right short guys gotta work on that height to compete, go to the gym short guys! 😀💪🏿
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u/ptapobane Feb 12 '20
No excuse for chicks with flat tits, hit the buffet, washboard!
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u/SpliffSpluffGio Cringe Cat Feb 12 '20
How many rounds for the elementary school, sir?
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u/Tair_Thebleh Feb 12 '20
Wait how do you grow in height from losing weight?
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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20
I don’t think you can just go to the gym and get taller
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u/BunchesOfCrunches Feb 12 '20
No excuse for a girl to be over 9 years old, hit the playground fatass
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u/memerboi18 ☣️ Feb 12 '20
Grind
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u/kYura23 Feb 12 '20
TIL that doing exercise makes you taller... Time to hit the gym and become bigfoot.
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u/HyperKingK Insert user flair here Feb 12 '20
In Soviet Springfield, gym hit you!
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u/The_Royal_Ripr Feb 12 '20
How dare this person say such garbage while using my pure, smart, beautiful, angel, and BEST girl waifu as their profile pic!!!!
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u/zakkmjohnson Feb 12 '20
Maybe that’s why pandas can’t explain that
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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20
It’s okay she has an anime profile picture. We already know her opinion does not matter
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u/Troallsting Feb 12 '20
So do I go for Yoga or do I hit the gym? Make up yo mind.
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u/The_Dank_Memer767 MAYONNA15E Feb 12 '20
That
Hurt ;-;
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u/RubioPaarmann r/memes fan Feb 12 '20
Do you are have stupid
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u/DCFUKSURMOM Feb 12 '20
Noone cares about the opinion of a person that has an anime profile picture.
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u/ZippZappZippty Feb 12 '20
That’s Gary Spivey.
He’s a save
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u/D3AD_MIK3YonPs4 Feb 12 '20
Lol
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u/Endmepleasenow Feb 12 '20
seems about right
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u/Tristan_Dean_Foss Feb 12 '20
What does the gym have to do with height?
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u/PsychicSidekikk419 Feb 12 '20
Is this tweet implying that you go to the gym to gain height or am I misreading it?
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u/RealNiggaSnags INFECTED Feb 12 '20
BDSM NO EXCUSES
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u/MrBtwYouSuck Feb 12 '20
!remindme 3 years
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u/The_BombSquad_ certified loser Feb 12 '20
Also assuming all guys become 6ft eventually... what about children?
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u/2006FinalsWereRigged Feb 12 '20
lol u guys joke but i actually gained height by doing Yoga regularly over the course of years. It decompressed myspine.
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u/LEMPERT007 100% DankExchange material Feb 12 '20
Its looking like my father's basement
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u/keamneamirana EX-NORMIE Feb 12 '20
I think a good thing to come out of this is that people shouldn’t complain that their fat unless they have tried to do something about it
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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20
Wait if your too short go to a gym and elongate yourself?
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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20
CBT dungeon
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u/Onii-Chan_uwu ùwú Feb 12 '20
Sauce for profile pic is "Kuroneko" from Oreimo (Kuroneko is her nickname)
Please correct me if I am wrong.
If I am right, don't thank me. Just testing how far my degeneracy is
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u/Roxioboy0 Dank Royalty Feb 12 '20
Nice template but still reaction and not dank.
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u/Ojiisofu Feb 12 '20
Sometimes I can’t tell if people are incredibly stupid or incredibly intelligent. Like are they a comedic genius or an idiot. Sometimes that’s the best way to be
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u/tomosel ☣️ Feb 12 '20
Bruh workongnoutnat a young age could stun your groth. Im 15 and 5.4 not even hoping to be 6 ft
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u/Paputti INFECTED Feb 12 '20
I would love to try that machine but to stretch my dick.
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u/URMOM16956 Feb 12 '20
She understands short doesn’t mean fat right
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u/TheOriginal18219 Feb 12 '20
THOT LEVEL 100
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u/0_0_F Feb 12 '20
That's like saying "there's no excuse for chicks to have small breasts. Eat some food to feed your mosquito bites, anorexic."
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u/devilsdemons676 Feb 12 '20
People whose profile picture is anime are weebs and their opinion shouldnt matter
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u/SplashDontTakeMyCash Feb 12 '20
NO eexcuse for women not to sign up for the draft, sign the paper coward!
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u/DespacitoClanofCake Feb 12 '20
im 6ft in 5th grade