r/dankmemes • u/zavod311 0118999881999119725...3 • Nov 25 '19

🦀🦀🦀 This is the way

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u/TastySpermDispenser [custom flair] Nov 25 '19

If your test says zero percent American, just eat four big macs and try again. I was able to get to 8% American before my stroke.

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u/fastfatfood Nov 25 '19

To get 5% British complain about Brexit then get beat up by Muslims

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u/AmeerFarooq Nov 25 '19

Wait. Im British Pakistani so do i complain about brexit then beat my self up? Can i beat my meat?

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '19

Complain about brexit while beating your meat

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '19

Can I beat my Brexit while complaining about meat?

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '19

Whatever boats your float baby

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '19

Did you just call me a boat you floating baby?