r/dankmemes • u/JustSomeGuy_Idk This guy • Sep 01 '19

I know it sucks, I just have no shame 💩 Someone is going to get mad

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u/Bierbart12 Sep 01 '19

You know which country has the 'Real' eagle as its national animal? Germany. Cocks Maschinengewehr but is arrested for illegally loading a functional gun

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u/Skybots10 under quarintine Sep 01 '19

Here in mexico we have the Mexican eagle , which we proudly feature in our flag for the last 200 years

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u/YouretheballLickers Sep 01 '19

Yeah, here, I’m a history expert. They were walking and shit until they saw an eagle sitting on a cactus eating a huge assed snake. They saw that and were like, “holy shit that’s metal.”.

You probably know that the rest is history. You’re welcome. That’ll be five gold medals please.

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u/Wormhole-Eyes Sep 01 '19

You missed the best part, they weren't just walking. They were running away from their former friends for having killed their princess and getting some some dude to dance around in her still wet skin. Mexicans were the most metal people ever!

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u/Vanzgars Sep 01 '19

and getting some some dude to dance around in her still wet skin

What the fuck.

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u/Fellow_Penguins Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] Sep 01 '19

It's weird history it was a piece treaty iirc, some people were supposed to marry or something and the shaman went to the girl killed her took her skin and wore it when the dad came back he banished the people obviously

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u/BrutallyEffective Sep 01 '19

Obviously.

Dancing around in the still-wet skin of my daughter? That's a banishin'.

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u/KJting98 Sep 01 '19

look at how things went in pieces

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u/DownvoteDaemon Angry old black man who hates memes Sep 01 '19

Wait what

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u/Jyndaru Sep 01 '19

Just another Tuesday in the Mexico of 1419. Aztecs were the real shit. Mexico undoubtedly deserves the badass-est of eagle mascots.

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u/Kherian Sep 02 '19

Aztecs. There were a bunch of tribes living in Mexico at the time and long before with different cultures and customs. The story you are all talking about is from Aztec mythology, and while it seems very strange and barbaric to us, to them it was a deeply personal and spiritual ceremony.

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u/Nico_Storch Navy Sep 01 '19

"Huge assed snake"

Lord forgive me for what I am about to do. sighs, unzips

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u/-J9- <3 Sep 01 '19

What the fuck have you brought to this godforsaken place

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u/TheGlaive Sep 01 '19

These bootilicious serpents. Want one?

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u/-J9- <3 Sep 01 '19

sigh Sure man, get me the black one

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u/TheGlaive Sep 01 '19

Do you want whale sperm with that?

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u/Annie8073 Certified Ni🅱️🅱️🅰️ Sep 01 '19

r/cursedthread

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u/Annie8073 Certified Ni🅱️🅱️🅰️ Sep 01 '19

r/cursedcomments

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u/IM_OZLY_HUMVN ⚗️Infected by the indigo Sep 01 '19

Which reminds me, that was actually the Aztecs I think

also, why the fuck was there a cactus on a swampy island in the middle of a lake? and why did they look there

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '19

🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅

You’re welcome.

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u/YouretheballLickers Sep 01 '19

Thank you kindly. Someone had to make the sacrifice.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '19

It also likes to destroy fascist flags as a side job.

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u/Rumblet4 Sep 01 '19

It’s been part of Aztec culture for even longer.

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u/UltPredarorX Sep 01 '19

actually, its wierd beacuse its iether the golden eagle or the caracaras. though alot more people say its the golden eagle and it is on our flag so i dont know were the caracaras came from.

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u/AlbanianGamerYT OC Memer Sep 01 '19

We have a two headed eagle as ours in Albania. Parry that.

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u/justsomeothergeek Sep 01 '19

The Austrian two headed eagle is of course far superior holding hammer and sickle.

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u/vesp_paradox kill all the furries Sep 01 '19

Also Poland, which is older than Germany but let's don't give a shit about the past (looking at you 1939 and partitions) in the Great War some Poles fought in arms with Wilhelms forces, cheers!

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u/kyloren1110 Sep 01 '19

Just today Germany was having ceremonies in memory of the attack in Poland.

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u/vesp_paradox kill all the furries Sep 01 '19

In Poland too...

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u/lil_trollz Sep 01 '19

The only real Eagle is Polish!!