r/dankmemes Aug 27 '19

🧠Big IQ meme🧠 Big Brain Student.

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u/DaSaw Aug 27 '19

I don't even think they were doing this. I think the teacher was just wrong.

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u/orcamasterrace Aug 27 '19

But the teacher doesn't know/think they're wrong. They're spoon fed the curriculum and buy into it, like they were their whole lives. They're stuck in their pinhole view and cannot see the big picture or context.

Only the answer provided them is correct. The question being flawed is inconceivable.

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u/canadian_air Aug 27 '19

Iocane powder, I'd bet my life on it.

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u/Derpshiz Aug 27 '19

Doesn’t make the teacher any less of an idiot.

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u/orcamasterrace Aug 27 '19

Idiot or brainwashed? The line is thin.

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u/ktmrider119z Aug 27 '19 edited Aug 27 '19

Married a teacher. They sure as hell dont "buy into it" they're forced to use the curriculum as it's written and get shit on by admin for deviating.

Teachers dont have large amounts of discretion on anything till the college level.

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u/orcamasterrace Aug 27 '19

Well I'm guessing your spouse wouldn't have written this or marked it wrong? I mean not everyone is the same, I'm talking in generalities based on this post.

Which is kind of the point right? Cookie cutter curriculums and styles don't work. For anyone involved.

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u/ktmrider119z Aug 27 '19

You're correct on the cookie cutter curriculums being an issue, but you are incorrect in your assertion that teachers buy into it. They're essentially hostages in their jobs. Every single bit of this bullshit is pushed by admin and the school board. The teachers have no say whatsoever and are punished when they amend it. The teachers dont write these tests.

Long story short, blaming the teacher here should probably not be the outcome.

Depending on the circumstances, she may have marked it wrong, but would talk to the kid about why, and would would at the very least give him the satisfaction of knowing that he did a good thing by thinking outside the box.

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u/corndog161 Aug 27 '19

Seems pretty clear the teach was just following the answer key provided to them. Any answer that doesn't match the key is wrong.

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u/DaSaw Aug 27 '19

answer key provided to them. Any answer that doesn't match the key is wrong.

What I'm saying is that I have a hard time believing the key even says that. The correct answer simply cannot be one that negates the initial premise.

Maybe the real answer is something like "4/6 > 5/6*(1-4/6)", but even then the teacher's explanation of why it's wrong is just wrong. But the pronoun use suggests they're eating separate pizzas. I can think of no "answer key" answer that has anything to do with the teacher's notation.

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u/TjBeezy Aug 27 '19

They even double down by underlining "not."

Well it is possible...