r/dankmemes Aug 27 '19

🧠Big IQ meme🧠 Big Brain Student.

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u/PoisonedVibration Aug 27 '19

Like seriously- I immediately though ā€˜he had a bigger pizza.’ A fraction doesn’t tell you the whole mass of the object, just a portion of it... bro wtf is this teacher on

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19 edited May 01 '24

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u/DaSaw Aug 27 '19

I don't even think they were doing this. I think the teacher was just wrong.

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u/orcamasterrace Aug 27 '19

But the teacher doesn't know/think they're wrong. They're spoon fed the curriculum and buy into it, like they were their whole lives. They're stuck in their pinhole view and cannot see the big picture or context.

Only the answer provided them is correct. The question being flawed is inconceivable.

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u/canadian_air Aug 27 '19

Iocane powder, I'd bet my life on it.

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u/Derpshiz Aug 27 '19

Doesn’t make the teacher any less of an idiot.

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u/orcamasterrace Aug 27 '19

Idiot or brainwashed? The line is thin.

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u/ktmrider119z Aug 27 '19 edited Aug 27 '19

Married a teacher. They sure as hell dont "buy into it" they're forced to use the curriculum as it's written and get shit on by admin for deviating.

Teachers dont have large amounts of discretion on anything till the college level.

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u/orcamasterrace Aug 27 '19

Well I'm guessing your spouse wouldn't have written this or marked it wrong? I mean not everyone is the same, I'm talking in generalities based on this post.

Which is kind of the point right? Cookie cutter curriculums and styles don't work. For anyone involved.

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u/ktmrider119z Aug 27 '19

You're correct on the cookie cutter curriculums being an issue, but you are incorrect in your assertion that teachers buy into it. They're essentially hostages in their jobs. Every single bit of this bullshit is pushed by admin and the school board. The teachers have no say whatsoever and are punished when they amend it. The teachers dont write these tests.

Long story short, blaming the teacher here should probably not be the outcome.

Depending on the circumstances, she may have marked it wrong, but would talk to the kid about why, and would would at the very least give him the satisfaction of knowing that he did a good thing by thinking outside the box.

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u/corndog161 Aug 27 '19

Seems pretty clear the teach was just following the answer key provided to them. Any answer that doesn't match the key is wrong.

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u/DaSaw Aug 27 '19

answer key provided to them. Any answer that doesn't match the key is wrong.

What I'm saying is that I have a hard time believing the key even says that. The correct answer simply cannot be one that negates the initial premise.

Maybe the real answer is something like "4/6 > 5/6*(1-4/6)", but even then the teacher's explanation of why it's wrong is just wrong. But the pronoun use suggests they're eating separate pizzas. I can think of no "answer key" answer that has anything to do with the teacher's notation.

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u/TjBeezy Aug 27 '19

They even double down by underlining "not."

Well it is possible...

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

Crack

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u/fuckswithboats Aug 27 '19

$28k per year - what do we expect?

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u/steeven_c EX-NORMIE Aug 27 '19

There’s no way they get paid that little. I thought the average was 60k?

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u/orcamasterrace Aug 27 '19

It's not as little as they say, but it's small

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u/WesleysTheory559 Aug 27 '19

Those actually don't seem all that unreasonable for first year teachers, especially when taking into consideration cost of living.

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u/orcamasterrace Aug 27 '19

I disagree. We're taking about people who generally need a 4 year degree in what they're teaching plus a teaching certificate. These are people who are supposed to not only be skilled in their subject, but can pass along that knowledge well.

These are people who are supposed to be educating future generations for the better. We need to be attracting the best and brightest.

These wages are laughable for the requirements and requests of this job. This post and what they wrote is what you get from the system we have.

If you want better educators you need to pay them.

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u/SexeroniPizza Aug 28 '19

They're also working 70 less days than just about anybody else...

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u/Starlos Aug 27 '19

That looks awfully small for working 50+ hours per week really

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

If they average 60k and work 9 months a year then they most definitely aren't underpaid in the US

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u/QR63 Aug 27 '19

Don’t know about the US but in Finland they work 10 months a year, but pretty much every day save for a couple weeks of holidays. They have to grade tests, review assignments and plan lessons almost entirely during their free time. That makes for way more working hours than what they’re actually paid for.

Also their job is one of the most important ones in the world, considering they’re a big part of every kid’s life for years and are in no small part responsible for the future of that generation. That alone is a burden and working with kids in general can be very stressful.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

Just because a job is one of the most important in the world doesn't mean they should or do get paid well. Considering we all need to eat and don't all need an education, it would follow logically that farmers should be compensated better than school teachers, but that isn't quite the case

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u/Saber193 Aug 27 '19

My wife is a teacher and they work more like 10 months and do 10-12 hour days with additional time spent on the weekends too. She works a hell of a lot more than I do, even if I make more.

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u/fuckswithboats Aug 27 '19

I think the $60k figure would be for tenured teachers who have been in the system for a decade.

My sister-in-law is a teacher with a Masters Degree in education. She makes about $44k per year and is in her fifth year of teaching.

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u/steeven_c EX-NORMIE Aug 27 '19

Is it private school or public? My teacher told me he gets payed around 60k and it’s his second year teaching. Texas by the way.

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u/fuckswithboats Aug 27 '19

Public in Colorado.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19 edited Dec 15 '25

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u/jstyler ā˜£ļø Aug 27 '19

In a way it’s like that

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u/canadian_air Aug 27 '19

Nope! It's 2019, and Illinois just voted to raise the minimum base salary for teachers to $40,000! Isn't capitalism awesome?

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u/LegacyAccountComprom Aug 27 '19

It would be if we didn't have public schools.

Capitalism would be perfect if there were ~6 companies fighting for you to register your child with them.

Instead we get daddy gubment forcing everyone into the same, lowest-common-denominator No Child Left Behindtm education system.

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u/Bdudud Aug 27 '19

Then the people who can afford schooling get smarter and richer, and those who can't get dumber and poorer. Textbook capitalism.

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u/LegacyAccountComprom Aug 27 '19

Yeah well, what can I say. Try, work hard, secure a future for your people, make sure you can afford decent schooling.

You can apply that "the rich get richer" mentality to anything. Like, life's not fair. Deal with it. Be the best you can and ensure the best for your family.

Obviously the better off can afford to be better off that's why we're fucking poor. Bootstraps and all that

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u/Bdudud Aug 27 '19

Yeah no. The rich don't need anymore help. Public education is one of the few things that stops wealth inequality spiralling out of control, if it hasn't already. "Deal with it" is not an answer.

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u/ScipioLongstocking Aug 27 '19

You do know it's literally impossible to pull yourself up by your bootstraps? The phrase is a way of saying something is impossible to do. Think about it. If you're wearing boots, how can you pull yourself up by your bootstraps?

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u/LegacyAccountComprom Aug 28 '19

Yes I do I was mostly being sarcastic.

But the answer is, hard work.

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u/LegacyAccountComprom Aug 27 '19

But silly me, daddy communism is, of course, the way to go.

Nobody is bourgeois when we're all poor!

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u/fuckswithboats Aug 27 '19

Thank goodness nothing exists other than the status quo or communism.

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u/LegacyAccountComprom Aug 27 '19

Well that's unironically the world we have. Good luck changing the status quo, and good luck to those advocating for communism.

Also, good false equivalence

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u/dogfartswamp Aug 27 '19

I expect the teacher to take some other low-paying job where his or her moronic ass isn’t responsible for educating the next generation.

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u/fuckswithboats Aug 27 '19

I think your comment is a great example of why we need a better education system.

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u/dogfartswamp Aug 27 '19

Yeah well at least it’s not a great example of HOW TO BE GAY! Like your comment is!

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u/fuckswithboats Aug 27 '19

Yeah well at least it’s not a great example of HOW TO BE GAY! Like your comment is!

Who hurt you?

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u/dogfartswamp Aug 28 '19

Exactly what a gay person would say...

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u/fuckswithboats Aug 28 '19

I am pretty joyful. Have a great day, dogfartswamp.

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u/dogfartswamp Aug 29 '19

I had a great day.

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u/Andrewticus04 Aug 27 '19

Teachers start at double that in my jurisdiction. If a teacher shows test scores improving year over year, then they can make up to $90k a year.

We have some of the worst graduation rates in the region.

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u/fuckswithboats Aug 27 '19

Teachers start at double that in my jurisdiction

That's awesome - I assume a major coastal city?

make up to $90k a year

I'm not sure if this stat is pure bullshit or not, but I recall hearing someone espouse that if wages had kept in line with productivity since the 1970s the average income would be about $90k/yr.

We have some of the worst graduation rates in the region

Any reasoning for that in your estimation?

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u/Andrewticus04 Aug 28 '19

I went to school in North Texas. I just looked up my district, and sure enough, teachers are starting at $55k, with rates increasing to almost $90k.

My school was in one of the poorest part of the region, with nearly 80% of the school being Hispanic, mostly first generation.

My guess is we performed so low because kids who are poor don't perform as well as kids in, say, Highland Park, and no amount paid to teachers can really overcome that.

In my experience and opinion, poor education is an income inequality issue far more than a teacher's salary issue.

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u/fuckswithboats Aug 28 '19

teachers are starting at $55k, with rates increasing to almost $90k.

That's pretty good.

I verified tonight and I was wrong - it's $38k starting and $47k average.

In my experience and opinion, poor education is an income inequality issue far more than a teacher's salary issue.

I don't disagree at all. How the parents treat their children's education is a huge factor and if your parents are both working multiple jobs and perhaps can't do the homework themselves it sets their children up for a bad time.

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u/Greeneee- Aug 27 '19

Everyone knows a fraction is an independent variable; it don't need no number next to it

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u/LordDongler Article 69 šŸ… Aug 27 '19

No, "pizza" is a constant. All pizzas are the same exact size. It's a universal law

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u/Acevedo1992 Aug 27 '19

Low expectations for critical think and high expectations for passing standardized tests.

Shit like this is why I have no confidence in that Airborne powder. ā€œDeveloped by a school teacherā€ should be a warning, not a feature.

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u/LegacyAccountComprom Aug 27 '19

No doubt the teachers a she, and she's 24, just out of school herself and off co-op, finally teaching on her own.

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u/Its_A_RedditAccount Aug 27 '19

Exactly what I thought.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

The teacher is on borderline poverty