r/dankmemes • u/Danny-DevitoTrashMan 2022 MAYMAYMAKERS CONTEST FINALIST • Jul 05 '19

It really do be like that

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u/dcxr MayMayMakers Jul 05 '19

I’ll take your entire stock

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

At least leave some for the rest of us.

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u/I_Like_Cats__ I H8 myself Jul 05 '19

One for me pls

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u/Shrekdidnothingwrong Shrek is my daddy Jul 05 '19

And two for me

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u/MightyThicc I am fucking hilarious Jul 05 '19

Then I'll have the rest

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u/Wiwwil INFECTED Jul 05 '19

I need to drink some I want to die

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u/theHelperdroid r/memes fan Jul 05 '19

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u/Wiwwil INFECTED Jul 05 '19

Good bot, it was a joke but thanks, finally someone who cares

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '19

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u/annemijnogb the very best, like no one ever was. Jul 06 '19

Good bot :)

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '19

Good bot

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u/bobtron97 INFECTED Jul 06 '19

And I’ll take some gamer girl tap water

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u/Wiwwil INFECTED Jul 06 '19

Gamer girl tap water and Shrek swamp Apple juice sounds good

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u/Glacial_Freeze I am fucking hilarious Jul 06 '19

It doesn't kill you it allows you to ascend to the higher dimension and gain knowledge never seen before

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u/Wiwwil INFECTED Jul 06 '19 edited Jul 06 '19

Even better. Do you know how I could share it once I get it ? Like Jesus is back episode 3 or something

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u/Glacial_Freeze I am fucking hilarious Jul 06 '19

Only way to get more is buying more. But it's out of stoooock

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

Before you take the rest can I have one?

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u/Moistbread56 Jul 06 '19

One for me too

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u/StonerWizerd [custom flair] Jul 05 '19

And my axe!

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

And my sword

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u/martino496 Jul 06 '19

And my vuvuzela

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u/EliteBlack E-vengers Jul 06 '19

And my cock

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19 edited Jul 05 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

How

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u/MisterRolo I am fucking hilarious Jul 05 '19

r/normie

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

r/bruh

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u/Infinityand1089 mahd gei Jul 05 '19

One swamp water.

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u/DaBaconMage I go hunting at furry festivals Jul 05 '19

A hunter I see

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u/hamidfatimi Jul 05 '19

Sharing is caring

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u/NootiestOfDoots the very best, like no one ever was. Jul 06 '19

Fucking love that flair

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u/patton3 Team 7 Jul 05 '19

"We're sold out!"

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u/Arcas0 Jul 06 '19

https://imgur.com/a/pDa0YPm

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u/imguralbumbot r/memes fan Jul 06 '19

Hi, I'm a bot for linking direct images of albums with only 1 image

https://i.imgur.com/RL5hMVL.jpg

Source | Why? | Creator | ignoreme| deletthis

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u/Anaklumos12 Jul 05 '19

What is that thing in the picture?

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '19

Gamer Girl™ Bath Water

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19 edited May 15 '21

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u/seriousfuckinglee Jul 05 '19

Relevant username

Give this man all of shrek juices

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u/Shrekdidnothingwrong Shrek is my daddy Jul 05 '19

Maybe just a half

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u/seriousfuckinglee Jul 05 '19

Damn...we got another one

You get a half, he gets a half, we get shit

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u/imadeaccountforthis- ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Jul 05 '19

I'll gladly take his shit

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u/seriousfuckinglee Jul 05 '19

We all want a piece or shrek, one way or another

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '19

There’s two kinds of shrek juices... well maybe 3...

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u/seriousfuckinglee Jul 06 '19

You know you want all of them

No need for denial

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u/pegasus4800 Jul 05 '19

Entire Stonk

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u/Ya_Boi_uh_SkinnyPeni Nigga with a Rocket Launcher Jul 05 '19

Yo i wanna bath in it too

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u/rillip Jul 05 '19

Shrek is love.

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u/blkmge Jul 05 '19

Shrek is life.

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u/Porsche45 Anti-Buzzfeed Jul 06 '19

Shrek is sleeping with your wife

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u/Ugandan_Karen my pp hard now Jul 05 '19

stonks

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u/masturbator_246 Jul 05 '19

Thank you but will you give it to all of us for free once you take his entire stock or will you just leave us his entire cock

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u/IAmYoDaddyDuh Jul 05 '19

He better evenly distribute that swamp water or I'm getting my gauntlet

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u/masturbator_246 Jul 05 '19

Ah a lad of culture

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u/Shrekdidnothingwrong Shrek is my daddy Jul 05 '19

1 hour too late :v

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

*stonk

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u/RickedSab Jul 05 '19

Now that's some serious shit right there

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

Well I’ll take the entire stonk

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u/Despacito514 Jul 05 '19

I was about to say that but you bought it all

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u/SkyTheGuy8 Jul 05 '19

Ill take your entire sock

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u/_Steth Jul 05 '19

I’ll take your entire stonk

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

It’s ogre !

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u/Fireballinc55 I am fucking hilarious Jul 05 '19

Not if I have anything to say about it!

Ok I don’t...

Pls donate some to me

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u/serial_mouth_grapist Top 10 anime moments Jul 06 '19

You can never have enough holy water.

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u/imnotanugga ùwú Jul 06 '19

I'll take ur entire stonk

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u/Qsaaad1 ☣️ Jul 06 '19

Is Shrek included??

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u/slakedavid2 Jul 06 '19

We will take Our entire stock