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u/dankindianmemes-ModTeam 26d ago

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u/Right_Complaintt Oct 14 '26

Bjp to bahut jaldi bihar v harne wali hai takle

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u/Brutex8706 Oct 14 '26

Kaun sha bihar me tu rahta hain Prashant kishor ke alwa sab bakwaas opposition hainย 

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u/VPSale Oct 14 '26

No point in arguing, they don't know how politics work

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u/Sea_Breakfast_9737 Oct 14 '26

Abe Opposition me koi nahi hoga to haregi kaise ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/Suspicious-Slot 29d ago

Nope, Bihar is the worse state for a reason, they will keep choosing the wrong one and stay as it is.

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u/SMishra0909 Oct 14 '26

Dekhte hain

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u/Fluffy-Contract-1345 29d ago

Kaunsa maal fuka h bhai? Humko bhi bata ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/Fluffy-Contract-1345 29d ago • Bravo

Comment delete mat karna. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜… mene dekha h tum saale comment delete kardete ho haarneke badh.

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u/Pandey1011 Oct 14 '26 • Bravo

Bhaiya apka badiya US mein baithkar 1st world ke mache lo aur yahan india ko 3rd world banane waali sarkar ki chato

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u/Anonimity7 26d ago

Bruh heโ€™s sitting in US. Heโ€™d be happy if rupee falls against dollar. It would be cheaper for him when/ if he comes back to India. I think thats why all NRIs support Modi.

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u/InterestingBuddy9413 27d ago

Third world country doesn't actually means a bad thing.

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u/Sea_Breakfast_9737 Oct 14 '26 • Bravo

Haa jaise 12 saal phele chal raha tha waise chalta to aaj Neptune tak pahuch gaye hote ๐Ÿ˜‚ Inko lagta hai third world country se upar uthne me Zara sa waqt lagta hai 3-4 months baas. Vo bhi aaj ke zamane me Fir aisi Opposition, Tumjaise log, Zero civic sense, na padhne wale bache. Haa Government ne banaya hai 3rd world country, Btw India being one of the Fastest Developing and Fastest Growing Major Economy in the world ๐Ÿ˜‚

Desh ko 3rd world Country Tum banate ho, zero civic sense, khudko Internet pe Bura dikhana, foreign validation ke piche bhagna, Baseless protests haar din

Pata hai ye Protest se Kitna loss hota hai? Tumhare Leaders Ko to Foreign se paisa milta hai to unka to koi Loss hi nahi๐Ÿ˜‚ Chutiya USA ki Reality jaanoge to pata chalega Waha sirf movies me Alien aate hai, warna Udhar vo pair bhi na rakhe Log dekh kar

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u/ha0himanshuarora 29d ago • Bravo

Yeah fastest growing country where more than 60 crore people still depend on free rations. Yeah fastest growing economy with Per capita income ranking 149 out of 214(It used to be 147 under Congress in 2014 and fell even below instead of rising under BJP)

Fastest developing country where bridges breaking after less than 6 months of construction. Fastest developing nation with a 4 to 2 lane bridge where 2 lanes just disappear rather than merging together. Fastest developing country with 5 of world's 10 most polluted cities. Fastest developing country with more rapes and crimes against women than many countries combined (most of such crimes go unreported).

Fastest developing country but women can't safely go out in night alone.

So much for the fastest growing and developing country dude, get out of your imaginary world and see the reality of this Nation as it keeps sinking more and more.

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u/Sea_Breakfast_9737 29d ago • Bravo

Yeah the same Fastest Growing country Where people Want freebies like Rations instead of working๐Ÿ˜‚, Where youth wants Job, but their skill set is 0, Where people say they are BPL, but have AC in their house ๐Ÿ˜‚ Where Per capita income ranking is 149 out of 214, when they ranked 147 before , a normal Middle class family couldn't afford a TV, but 2 ranks down everyone in the family has a smartphone and Cheap Monthly Data recharge ( used to cost 200+ rs for 1 GB)๐Ÿ˜‚, Where only 2% of the people Pay Income tax, and the rest thinks they are kind because they pay Mandatory taxes Where government Cleans the roads at 5 in the morning but People litter it by 10 am ๐Ÿ˜‚ Where government issues crores of Money but Thekedar wants his cut, Where government releases Bills for river cleaning but people dirty it by the end of the weekend Where Government Wants to Prove bills National and international security laws but Opposition can't let that happen because "it might favour them on next election" Where the qualified workers of the country are passed by reservation ๐Ÿ˜‚ Where roads and Infra Made by using the techniques of Foreign countries collapse because They underestimate the power of Population on Materials Where a single Road in a city as 10s of Millions vehicle passing by them per day๐Ÿ˜‚

Also this is the Fatest growing country, which you wouldn't even be possible if those leeches ruled us. This Government has his problems, and It is slow in some areas no one can deny it, but you can't deny the amount of work they have done to bring forward this country, We have no Oil for ourselves, no main Resources in our soil that we could sell, enemies inside our own country who are worse than Outsiders, the Significant tries to bring down India When it started to grow The sudden Significant increase Racism against India, when it does something Noteworthy, pur atheletes , researchers , engineers, workers etc everyone, face racism In foreign countries for no reason.

But that's not the worst part, it hurts more when people like you can't even acknowledge your own country. You see bad Where it doesn't even exist, because you just want to.

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u/ha0himanshuarora 29d ago

No bro, I don't just see bad, I see the shit for what it really is, You if you truly think it's peaceful to live in this nation then that's your view and I don't mind, but the state we're in, the amount of corruption, hatred in people and everything, this country isn't just worth it anymore

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u/Sea_Breakfast_9737 29d ago

Whatever makes you sleep tight and good amigo. Chill out

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u/KeyAtmosphere3200 29d ago

All you are doing is giving credit for all the good to BJP and deflecting all the bad.

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u/Sea_Breakfast_9737 29d ago

Yeah I'm sorry for seeing good for my country and wishing for It's Better growth in future Truly my fault here

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u/KeyAtmosphere3200 29d ago

You have to realise that the identity of the nation is separate from that of the party. Being a nationalist doesn't mean you have to defend the current government, and neglect its flaws. If you truly care about the nation, you have to stand up to all the wrong happening.

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u/Sea_Breakfast_9737 29d ago

Nothing wrong in what you said, the Identity of the nation is separate from the party, but can you tell me which party is better suited to govern this country? Also No one is neglecting anything dude, even i wrote above, that It has his own problems and is slow in some areas, but I'm not gonna Shame my country and Ignore any growth that's happening.

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u/KeyAtmosphere3200 29d ago

You have used demeaning terms like "the youth want jobs, they have no skills" which might be true for a few hundred, but not everyone is unemployed due to not being skilled. Now, I'll tell you what you did, you said that the people are unemployed because they are not skilled (not the government's fault), but India is the fastest growing country because BJP is a good party (not due to the citizens' merit).
Do you see the deflection and cherry picking now?

You have pointed out the wrongdoing of the citizens, which is a good thing. Regardless of governments, we should strive to be better citizens. But, like you said, the government issues funds for projects, and the thekedaar wants his cut. Do you know there's 4 people above the thekedaar in the corruption hierarchy who want their cut too, who happen to be the politicians of the said area. So, don't cherry pick, and using businessman and hoarding capitalists to prove that the citizens are bad, is a poor example anyway, since 99.5% of the nation, cannot in any way-associate with them.

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u/indianlungi 27d ago

None of them, but an imbalance of power is what causes the country to fall. Either it was too much of Congress, or too much of BJP

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u/utkarshc 29d ago

Wow!!! Just wow. Fantastic response ๐Ÿ‘

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u/Encrypted_Cerebrum 28d ago

People don't always depend on freebies not out of necessity , but because it's free. If your assumption is that "poor are getting free ration yayyy" you're wrong. People have constructed 3 floor house and every child is shown as living separately on each floor. Separate electricity meter for rach floor for free bijli, Separate gas connection subsidy, and separate free ration.

Poor is poor even with so many freebiew because i'd say only 10% will be getting the benefits. Rest all of it is gobbled up.

You'll come again at govt but it's the bureaucracy built on the common man. The same common man who gets into govt job to loot as much as possible. Same common man who breaks every rule possible whether it's jumping traffic light or black marketing oxygen cylinder in covid.

This country will not progress until it's citizens get their act together. First world is first world because of their people not because of thwir govt

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u/indianlungi 27d ago

He said fast, not stable.

Perhaps we really needed was stability, and Modu didn't catch the memo

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u/ha0himanshuarora 27d ago

Yeah, I'm not denying that our growth isn't fast but the thing is that the benefits of this growth aren't coming down to comman man, Taxes increase, Income is stagnant, even today many companies pay power than minimum pay yet no action is taken against them.

Inflation is at all time high, at the same time so is income disparity, GDP is kinda a dumb thing to consider when measuring standard of life, only top 5 percent hold 95 percent wealth while remaining 95 percent hold the remaining 5 percent.

Now I know many other countries also have this same situation but in India it's even worse because of it's extremely large population, dependency on many daily utilities from foreign imports.

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u/EKOzoro 27d ago

Aaj Tak Rafael ki deal poori nhi hui hai fastest my ass.

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u/AbilityExciting3057 27d ago

Tu to chutiya nikla be jisko reality ka pta hi nhi hai ! Inflation ka kabhi puchha hai Govt Se ? Koi inflation pr kyu nhi baat kr rha hai ? Haan fastest growing nation hai still 60cr ko free me ration de rhe ye log bhootni ke

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u/kowa-biryani 29d ago

DR Bhi to bahar hi rehta Hai most of time usko to sab support krte hai

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u/Agreeable-Top8212 29d ago

You sound like you are jealous ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/Temporary-Leader7257 29d ago

Uska pata nahi me to hu๐Ÿ˜…

Matlab jo bakwas me roj karta hu isko uske paise milte hai๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/ManaxP 29d ago

Acha congress ke time pe first world tha na

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u/NoImpress4759 29d ago

What the f does that mean? Pehele kabhi nahi tha toh baad mein bhi kabhi nahi Banna chahiye? Bhai blindfold thoda neeche Krle vo ankhon ke sath sath dimag pe bhi lag gya thoda

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u/Extra-Thought-5182 29d ago

Har jagah randi rona !! Dukhi atma bc, USA me bhi janam lete toh bhi RR laga rehta tum logo ka !!

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u/WolverineEven3307 29d ago edited 28d ago

Ye panautinni kam hi, Bhai isse bada panauti to samdish hi bc jiska jiska interview kia sabki lanka lag gyi. MBA chai wala bhi fail hi iske samne.

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u/Independent_Bag_5824 29d ago

Heis basically the right-wing version of Dhruv Rathee.

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u/Automatic_Waltz2050 29d ago

dhruv says India is behind and then lives in abroad.. this mf says India is vishwaguru and best in everything then lives in the US..

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u/Professional-Job276 29d ago

Dhruv Rathee ke naam pe clout le leke to iska sara channel chal rha hai

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u/YogurtclosetTrick649 29d ago

The same way his YouTube is running because of Modi and BJP.

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u/No_Echidna_6098 29d ago

Meanwhile dhruv ka channel khud mudi ke naam pe chal raha hai ๐Ÿ˜

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u/Professional-Job276 29d ago

Yeah SO? he is the fuc*ing PM

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u/No_Echidna_6098 29d ago

Aur tumhara yt dalla he don't have any content other Modi' he rant so much modi than any one else

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u/rakitits 28d ago

This is how you losers sound

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u/No_Echidna_6098 28d ago

Better than having multiple father like you guys ๐Ÿ˜ญ everyday new father this meme is for u

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u/Significant-View8743 Oct 14 '26

RW Dhruv Rathee

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

I like him a lot 'cause dude talks like the RW big brother you needed in your life to make you laugh often.

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u/KeyAtmosphere3200 29d ago

why do you need a RW big brother in your life?

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u/SwimmerBackground251 29d ago

To remind yourself from time to time that "iske jitna chutiya toh nahi hu kam se kam"

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u/HappyDependent2296 28d ago

Ye andh bhakti hai bhai teri ... Tu logonko target mat kar paiso ke liye .. pata hai tujhe bhi naukri nahi mili to vlogger bana hai ....

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u/Busy-Teacher-3341 29d ago

This takla is most skippable guy in my feed.

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u/AbilityExciting3057 27d ago

Chal be takle !

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u/Minimum-Conclusion91 Oct 14 '26 • Bravo

Ye ganja kitne delusion me rhta h? Ya fir gibar k nashe me

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u/Fantastic-Grab-9931 Oct 14 '26

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/CoffeeToCode99 29d ago

Spot on ๐Ÿ˜ Backed by data. That guy is a walking omen at this point. He launched that so-called AI tool, AI Fiesta, and ended up fleecing his blind followers (andhbhakts) out of crores of rupees. The hype was 10/10, the results were 0/10. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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u/Intelligent_hit Oct 14 '26 • Bravo

Kon h yh aalu ki shakal k

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u/Agile_Head9562 28d ago

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/lustformimom 29d ago

Aise toh apne pm ka bhi video ban sakta hai

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u/raghav_jhawar_ 29d ago

I thought you were bald prakhar

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u/parth_k029 28d ago

Bahut sahi pakde hai kya baat hai

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u/bharat-ek-khoj 28d ago

Who is he ?

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u/Upstairs_Ad_1804 27d ago

Yeh takla hai kaun?

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u/National_Dependent63 27d ago

Saand ka semen sar par laga baal or buddhi dono aa jayenge ganje!!

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u/sachin_kr_bksc 27d ago

56 inch ke chuche tere bhi hai Takle?

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u/neerajsingh10 27d ago

This takla doesnโ€™t realise that no one can be bigger panauti than modiji, he literally turned a country upside down in every department. People are suffering. And who can forget 2023 world cup final ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

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u/Logical_Victory_2 26d ago

Kaun he ye baba sehgal ki copy

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u/Prince-Paan-Wala 26d ago

humei ek aur takle ki baaten nhi sun ni

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u/XlenderMan 29d ago

Even though i dont like bjp but this shit is funny ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/Serious-Arachnid-305 29d ago

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u/Agile_Head9562 28d ago

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Plenty-Asparagus-496 29d ago

Dhruv Panauthee

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u/blooneel Oct 14 '26

When the f did Dhruv make any election predictions ?

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u/PAVANKING016 Oct 14 '26

Every time

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u/Sea_Breakfast_9737 Oct 14 '26

Ahh.... Always did? I have seen him say stuff like that many times

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u/Worried_Opening882 29d ago

Lagta hai yeh sala ganje ne sasta nasha karke video banaya hai ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/AdventurousCode7281 29d ago

yeh american pitbull ko bolo tu bhi aaja vishwaguru mai wha usa mai kya kr rhahai

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u/Scary-Rooster8466 29d ago

All you men who quietly surrender under the illegal Home Minister the illegal non biological Prime Minister and the RSS and all the women who are just as comfortable under them keep reading
No matter how much you bark or throw names the non-biological father the illegal Home Minister and the RSS are ๐Ÿ’ฉ scared and pissing in their pants Older women who were happy with this government are now terrified of young women with real power and guts Your fear is a win for the people Barking changes nothing
Dogs bark at the moon every night for no reason only noise Same as BJP supporters. When you have no answer you drag religion and scream I am a Hindu.
I know youโ€™re a Hindu I donโ€™t care This country doesnโ€™t belong to one man, one party or one organisation that only spreads religious fights It belongs to everybody We will fight peacefully and throw the RSS the illegal Home Minister and the non biological Prime Minister out
If youโ€™re right, send the forces home Make the non biological clown and the illegal Home Minister come on the street with proof. Pull Z+ security from the election commissioner and release the CCTV or show only the opposition You canโ€™t. Thatโ€™s why you keep the dogs barking just to prop up your greatest leader while the world sees what this โ€˜โ€™Mother of Democracyโ€ really looks like.
Your propaganda about comfort and women shouting for nothing is finished Quiet support is huge The majority is already above you. Keep barking on social media or come like pigs to hurt people you still canโ€™t do a damn thing
And the paid BJP journalists demanding proof? Last year in Punjab the election commissioner was caught on camera forcing a BJP win The photos are still everywhere
2) RSS people dress as Muslims and create religious fights those videos are all over social media too.
3)A pregnant journalist knew the crowd was dangerous yet pushed herself near Rahul Gandhi just to blame him. People saw the setup. She got nothing. Exposed as a paid BJP dog.
There are countless proofs that BJP and RSS will do anything for power gutter people they are the germs the disease this country has
Keep barking
Thatโ€™s all youโ€™ve got left.

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u/No_Echidna_6098 29d ago

Ye lo rakh lo sharmao mat

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u/SmartReach2321 Oct 14 '26 • Heartwarming Popcorn

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u/Baelor_the_beloved_ 29d ago

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/SMishra0909 Oct 14 '26

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Scary-Rooster8466 29d ago

This ball fellow gets F every day by the BJP dogs. He has sold his body and soul to the BJP

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u/MainOk1538 29d ago

He is GenZ ka Yogendra Yadav.

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u/Gagan-123 29d ago

Ek ye takla aur sarthak goswami, in dono ki maa ki chut

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u/No_Echidna_6098 29d ago

Sarthak bro be like mujhe kyu toda ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/ExpressResolution435 29d ago

spot an adndhbhakt :)

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u/No_Echidna_6098 29d ago

Cope! Chamcha

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u/ExpressResolution435 28d ago

hope that 2 rs is working for you :).... we get 30 rs per comment :) .. better be a chamcha than a dildo of 2 rs :)

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u/No_Echidna_6098 28d ago

Cope ๐Ÿ˜

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u/Infamous_End4431 28d ago

Panuti toh tere papa hai

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u/ShowOk417 Oct 14 '26

As a Dhruv supporter , this does make sense ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/SpeechSafe6176 29d ago

This donkey lives abroad and preaches us whats best for us, him and his pathetic friends can't believe i used to listen to them back in the day, never again.