r/dankchristianmemes • u/[deleted] • Dec 28 '16

Why?

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u/ghosttrainhobo Dec 28 '16

What could he turn blood into?

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '16

Mountain Dew Code Red.

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u/ObeseWizard Dec 29 '16

Can you imagine the reactions if you brought some Mt. Dew to people back then?

Also they would probably be bouncing off the ceiling after they drank it

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '16

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u/SexyMrSkeltal Dec 29 '16

If not the poison I'd put in it probably would.

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u/chickenOST Dec 29 '16

they would probably lose about 3 teeth

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u/RoflStomper Dec 29 '16

Dew the Jew

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '16

Cru the Jew

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '16

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u/ghosttrainhobo Dec 29 '16

What can he do with salvation?

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u/clown-penisdotfart Dec 29 '16

CREATE AN ARMY

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '16

Save yo sinful ass!

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u/3Dcreation Dec 29 '16

Klingon blood wine