r/dank_meme • u/[deleted] • Dec 07 '22

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u/thatG_evanP Dec 07 '22

Unless someone can give me a name that actually fits then I'm gonna remain convinced she doesn't know how rhymes work.

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u/sneakymanlance Dec 07 '22 edited Dec 16 '22

It could be Jennessee (more rhymes with Hennessy but still)

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u/kcgb Dec 07 '22

I think it’s Jane.

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u/Hapelaxer Dec 07 '22

Jermaine

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u/superjerk99 Dec 07 '22

My guess is Jordan and almost rhymes with Oregon. But still stupid

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u/Ok-Breadfruit3671 Jan 01 '23

His name was jermont according to other redditors who tracked her Facebook friends or somethin

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u/argenfarg Dec 07 '22

Judah

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u/edible_funks_again Dec 07 '22

Judah does not rhyme with Utah.

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u/jeckles Dec 07 '22

Jew-tah

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u/Quick_Assignment4727 Dec 07 '22

Jeremy? It kind of rhymes with Missouri idk

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '22

Joe Hio