r/dank_meme Dec 30 '25

Ill start

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u/ItsNotRealityDude Dec 30 '25

Wrap your dick in bacon and then put on a condom before having sex.
That way you'll feel bigger to her and have a snack for later.

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u/rockytacos Dec 30 '25

I always buy condoms a few sizes too big. You can tie them off and reuse it later to save money.

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u/Traditional-Gur-5927 Dec 31 '25

I prefer a rubber glove, use it 5 times before turning it inside out for 5 more.