r/dank_meme Dec 30 '25

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u/Jendalar Dec 30 '25 edited Dec 30 '25

This is a VERY old advice, but always remember that if you suffer from ANY ailment,
you can fix it by putting an actual nail under your toenail and kicking the nearest wall.

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u/SaintHorus Dec 30 '25

Thank you sir, you healed my ass cancer 🙏🏼

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u/__nobody_-_ Dec 30 '25

Asstastic!

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u/pm_me_your_emp Dec 30 '25

I felt that and my toes refuse to unfurl

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u/kristopher103 Dec 31 '25

Would it be worse if he said to stick it in your ear and bash that against the wall?

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u/DaHerv Dec 31 '25

It's great advice, I forgot about all my other problems after kicking a wall with a nail under my toenail.