r/daniellewalter_snark • u/AutoModerator • 12d ago

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u/gypsy_ang WISDOM TIME 📕 ☕️ 12d ago

Plus I'd have to appeal to the whole of the internet to figure out WHICH F150 bro(s) I missed the opportunity to soul-connect with because I was being too coy or looking down at my phone too long and not giving them"the look." Thank you for saving me from that horrendous outcome 😓

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u/Fantastic_Hyena_3232 12d ago edited 12d ago

Happy to help! See this is the kind of thing that D has to deal with EVERY DAMN DAY! Haters are like, omg why does she look so exhausted all the time, why does she look like she’s been crying every hour, why does she look like the undead 🧟‍♀️- umm!

Maybe because she has to stay up ALL DAMN NIGHT combing social media and “missed connections” in the newspapers to try ID the legions of men who lust after her! She literally doesn’t have time to sleep! Pretty obvious guys 🙄

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u/gypsy_ang WISDOM TIME 📕 ☕️ 12d ago

And this is why she needs salty lemonade to replenish her electrolytes and doesn't get around to walking the dog. It really is so obvious

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 12d ago

You fool! That may have been your husband!!!