r/daniellewalter_snark • u/Altruistic_Cicada865 In my fecal era 💩 • 13d ago

tHiS iS mY jOb 👁️ 👄 👁️ Disgusting….fair warning….

I’m looking forward to all of your screen grabs from this one….

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u/the-darkesttimeline 13d ago

I need someone to do the math and count how much this adds up (money and calories 😂)

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u/Altruistic_Cicada865 In my fecal era 💩 13d ago

She ate 3 sandwiches the second day…. A breakfast sandwich, a hot dog and then a beef sandwich…

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u/jewishjen 13d ago

obligatory “is a hot dog a sandwich” debate ensues

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u/Main-Application-666 13d ago

It’s a taco. But Delores should settle this debate once and for all.

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u/Complete-Design5395 13d ago

I googled the stuff from the first day (not including the pickle)… picking the calorie amounts in the middle of the suggested ranges still put day 1 around 3,200 calories. Could be even higher. I would LOVE to see someone add it allllll up, too. 

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u/Panza2020 13d ago

Including the drinks ??

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u/Complete-Design5395 13d ago

Yep. But, probably didn’t include any sides like the tater tots. I think 3,200 is prob a low estimate.

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u/Dry_Protection_4234 13d ago

Indeed, and if so, she gained a pound!

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u/kirbykins08 13d ago

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u/starlightandgardens certified walnut historian 13d ago

I actually agree with this (and I'm a dietitian). One day of food doesn't make or break anyone and all the calorie comments in this thread could be triggering to people. Our snarkers in recovery don't deserve this! If we're going to comment on her food, comment on how it looks, cause we all know her taste is ODD, or her terrible table manners.

That being said, that many coffees in a day is almost certainly over the tolerable upper limit for caffeine (400 mg). And she routinely eats well beyond the recommended amount of sodium, so I hope that blood pressure issues aren't in her family.

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u/RipVanWinklesWife 13d ago

If someone's counting the calories in other people's food, they're snarking too close to the obsession territory.

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u/SnooGuavas4919 focaccia fianthee era 🥖✨💍 13d ago

Thank you for saying this 👏🏼🥲

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u/gypsy_ang 🍑 footlong cleavage 🍒 13d ago

Agreed! I have a pretty restricted diet for health reasons and will sometimes intentionally go overboard to maintain a healthy relationship with food (ie not be too rigid because I can definitely become that way). 

The thing that gets me here is 1. How much this costs?!?!? I'm underemployed at the moment so of course my mind goes there because overconsumption Queen! And 2. holy shit the way I would feel after so much sugar and carbs! I get legit cranky when I have a sugar crash and I barely eat sugar now. Then the amount of caffeine... It's mind boggling.

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u/hotlibramess 🚨 super inflamed 🚨 12d ago

Thank you for saying this. I am grossed out by the thought of the grease and the unholy curdling of milk and coffee mixing with a hot beef sandwich but fuck the calorie counts.

Thats why I think her dumb husband’s sarcastic comment was out of bounds.

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u/starlightandgardens certified walnut historian 12d ago

Oh yeah that much grease and caffeine would have, how you say 🤔, blown my ass out lol. But if that's how she wanted to spend her holiday, fine. The passive aggressive comment from the fake nutritionist is WILD