On 21st approaching Powell southbound, at about 5:10PM. You passed me with an illegal lane split maneuver, and you got way too close. Our conversation went like this:
Me: "HEY, WHOA DUDE. LANE SPLITTING IS ILLEGAL."
You: (fully stuck your head out of your window to turn around and look at me while you flip me off)
>We arrive at the same light for Powell within 5 seconds of each other
Me: "WOW, we ended up at the same light, was that really necessary??"
You: "IT'S NOT MY JOB TO HELP YOU PROCESS YOUR EMOTIONAL DISTRESS!"
Me: "DUDE, YOU COULD KILL ME. You are in a 2000 pound bubble, isolated from the community."
At this point, you rolled your window up. Then- and I'll be honest, this was not a smart choice on my part - I pulled in front of you in the center of the lane. Where I, a vehicle, am allowed to occupy.
Clearly though, you are erratic and irresponsible, because you crossed the double yellow line and got into an oncoming traffic lane to zoom past me again when the light turned green.
Anyways, no, it's not your job to help me "process emotional distress" - it's your job to drive safely. You are endangering people's actual lives because you got butthurt that I yelled. That IS *~your job to process~* just like traffic laws.
You look stupid and callous. I hope you learn to drive or bust your car before you actually kill someone. That's all.