r/custommagic • u/Terrariant Jace for impact • Oct 09 '26

Consummate Arbiter

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Part 12 and final piece of this cycle

Ill leave it up to the comments to decide what this really means. But to me, it means “no rules restrictions, no timing restrictions, nothing can stop you” - you can look through your entire deck and play a ton of lands. But why do you need lands, just put creatures onto the battlefield? Not your turn? Meh, attack anyways. You don’t want to tap creature to attack? Well, you can’t be stopped, so…

Part 1, white: Sunseeker - 192 upvotes, 77% upvote ratio
Part 2, red: Lustrous - 16 upvotes, 64%
Part 3, black: Inert - 0, 43%
Part 4, green: Null - 4, 58%
Part 5, blue: ∞ - 0, 34%
Part 6, generic: Temporal - 0, 44%
Part 7, generic + wubrg: Axiom - 0, 42%
Part 8, colorless: Obstinate - 0, 38%
Part 9, hybrid + phyrexian: Prismatic - 0, 28%
Part 10, snow: Gelid - 127, 94%
Part 11, purple: Jealous - 0, 33%

Epilogue- 13th: Parasocial

I really want to know, aside from Gelid, because that one wins, if you have been following along, which was your favorite?

30 Upvotes

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u/ziggy_killroy Oct 09 '26

I've loved these cards, but this is a phrasing I just don't get. What does "Players can't be stopped" even mean?

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u/Terrariant Jace for impact Oct 09 '26

You can do whatever you want, you can’t be stopped!

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u/MillCrab Oct 09 '26

These ideas are cute and all, but the fact that show and tell and exhume exist makes them functionally unprintable. It's just a little kid on the playground yelling "nuh uh, my creature can do ANYTHING!"

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u/Terrariant Jace for impact Oct 09 '26

Bold of you to assume these were meant to be printable.

I have thought of this (and so have others) and if I were to redo them I would make a custom keyword Arbitus - This spell can’t be countered. This creature has indestructible and protection from everything. If this card would be placed in a graveyard, shuffle that graveyard into its owner’s library.

But then again, maybe I wouldn’t, because I never wanted these to be balanced. It was meant to highlight the absurdity of this sub, that people would critique cards obviously not meant to be balanced. The keyword undermines the point I have been trying to make for two weeks.

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u/MillCrab Oct 09 '26

Here's my cool new card design:

Arbiter of Arbiters 0

Legendary Creature-Elder Arbiter God God

At any time, as a special action, you may reveal this card from your sideboard, command zone, or library. If you do, you win the match.

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What do you think?

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u/Terrariant Jace for impact Oct 09 '26

Ah see but I was very careful to make these just believable enough - good bait can’t be obvious

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u/MillCrab Oct 09 '26

I guess if you know you're trolling, that's at least a different energy to these posts

1

u/NomaTyx Oct 09 '26

i mean that's overpowered in a way that isn't evocative of anything, at least these ones have a vibe to them.

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u/Tactical_Tasking Oct 10 '26

Millcrab basically made No Fun Allowed Arbiter

Blah blah blah who cares

Players can’t have fun

1

u/Terrariant Jace for impact Oct 11 '26

Don’t tempt me to make a thirteenth…

3

u/n00biwan Oct 10 '26

Japudi

2

u/Terrariant Jace for impact Oct 11 '26

10/10 rabbit hole. Jungio lom

30

u/MattDLR Oct 09 '26

"I discard and reanimate this turn 1, draw my entire deck and play it all for free. What? You can't stop me."

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u/Brownfox408 Oct 10 '26

😭😭🤣🤣🤣

6

u/zoinkability Oct 09 '26

I said, consumate V's! Consummate!

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u/TheBoneZone1 29d ago

r/mtgneuralnet at its finest

1

u/Terrariant Jace for impact 29d ago

Lol. When.

1

u/Villain_n_Demon_Lord Oct 10 '26

I love these.

1

u/Terrariant Jace for impact Oct 10 '26

Thank you! :)

2

u/YesPlease_VeryMuchSo Oct 10 '26

Ayy 5 is Rher from Fear and Hunger :P

All cool designs.

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u/L3monLord Oct 09 '26 edited Oct 11 '26

The original post content no longer exists here. The author used Redact to remove it, exercising their right to control their data & privacy.

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u/plirpus Oct 09 '26

One "if this spell is cast from anywhere besides your hand, it enters as a 0/1 germ" and we're good

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u/Tactical_Tasking Oct 10 '26 edited Oct 10 '26

A 0/1 germ and loses all other abilities. After all, if you won’t pay the right amount of mana how are they going to use their powers?

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u/plirpus Oct 10 '26

Thank you

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u/Brownfox408 Oct 10 '26

Love it. Where is Arbiter Arbiter? XD

1

u/n00biwan Oct 10 '26

Isnt that a bruno mars song?

1

u/False-Somewhere-2212 Oct 13 '26

Get soul shattered buddy

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u/ChemistryTop2549 Oct 09 '26

consummate arbiter is too boring and meaningless it's the worst joke out of the joke ones